Jack Monroe #409 Send product or refund or admit you're a blatant rip off

[Doddery old dear]

Oh my god, your dog is bloody gorgeous

I do thank you. Shes been gone 4 years now but I still miss her gentle heart

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Hmmm

Stay away from Big Cartel, kids.

*Just a wee bit of musing aloud for my own sake. don’t send lawyers of any religion (or even atheist lawyers) after me Jack, you dog neglecting perpetually lying angry grifting pathetic twit.

(Credit to @That Forensic Man for the nostril pic)

 

[Nonah]

I am a bit concerned at how Jack is going to speak to the nation now she is off Twitter, and restricting access to her Instagram.
Is she going to leave Martin Lewis to go it alone?

MySpace?

 

[Pavlova]

Not hounded off Patreon, though.

Ooooh that's an epic burn, I love it.

 

[Whaa?]

MySpace?

She could try ranting at her patrons. At least it would give them some content.

 

[WhyYouCry?]

MySpace?

Can you imagine the lengths her flying monkeys would go to to get in her ‘top ten friends’ list?

 

[Nurseali]

This seemed apt tonight

 

[Dogmuck]

The chef cook with a dog and a bike in their kitchen…selling the culinary dream there babez

 

[Terrible]

I've never looked at her Instagram stories before - not sure if I’m more horrified at tiny SB standing on a metal chair making caramel on the hob; Guinea pigs on the breakfast table, or her ‘playing’ the piano. Most evident is how much she thinks she’s the hottest tit to ever… tit.

 

[allybongo]

She goes to drop food off as it has a food bank box of course

Don’t you mean food palett

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Out of all the comments (and there were two squigs talking about the scamming and other concerns), she targeted the person who demonstrated genuinely polite concern for the dog. The narc rage is shocking. The person she's bullying now was polite, had empathy and showed only concern for the wellbeing of Laurie.

She can pull the wool over her fan's eyes (or the matted fur over poor Laurie's, I guess), but some people can see exactly what she is. Abusive, rude and completely incapable of change or receiving constructive criticism.

 

[DrtCrl]

I’m quite stunned that in her mid-thirties she’s still not learnt that an overly detailed response just sounds like a lie

In this case there’s a reason for that…

 

[terfette]

"Autistic addict lol"

What's funny about being autistic or an addict? Only in the Jackoverse... Silly cow

Freudian slip there.

 

[jenny2603]

Don’t you mean food palett

I think you'll find that's ten pallets. Who amongst the haterz/abuserz can say that?

 

[Walkdengirl]

I'm sure that apron about being cooked was a mother's Day gift off her son a few years ago.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

I can’t believe I’ve been writing for 12 hours today but have still had less of a nightmare Saturday than Jack?

FYI hun, there’s no point in spending £££s on lumpy lip fillers when they still don’t conceal your hideous, greying gums. Ta-ra.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Sorry to go back to this, it's the Patreon comments again. This is the reply to multicolour squig's message, I missed it last time. It's the same person that was requesting a refund. Spoilered in case frauen/herren want to skip over.

Spoiler: Patreon squigs

Squig 1

Squig 2 replies

Squig 2's original post

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Yeah, Jack is a super private individual after all.

 

[Ooointitot]

if she keeps burning through platforms like this she’s going to be internet homeless fairly soon.
Is AOL still live?

only 703 Patrons remaining Jack, this is going well

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Skipped most of the last thread in time for tonight’s Insta chaos, however whoever the funny fucker was that put big Mandy as their profile picture on here, I nearly choked on my can of Coca Cola. It was the last person I was expecting to see, but strangely looks like Jack’s next burger partner.