When I was googling all the scary monkfish I came across these gems:
Why Jack stop speech?
Monkfish in her niche.
Monkfish in her niche.
When I was googling all the scary monkfish I came across these gems:View attachment 1618072I’ve just typed Jack Monroe into American Google and this came up. Legitimate questions (mostly).
Easily amused, I know, but I am just HOWLING at “Why” is she disabled! Not, “Is Jack Monroe disabled?” but “WHY?” Why is she?! What’s the reason?!
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Thanks for thatWell we know one of them will be the squig that got a refund via Patreon- they were on £44 per month.
Jack isn't actually allowed pets in her house either.The dog thing really pisses me off. I have longed for a dog for years (grew up with them) but because Mr Beacon and I RENTED, we weren't allowed to have one. We finally own a house, but still thinking seriously about the right timing, breed etc to make sure it fits with our lifestyle. Dogs need stability, calm, discipline, daily grooming for long coats etc etc otherwise they can become very difficult and unhappy/unhealthy. The fact that she seems to be popping off everywhere for days on end without the dog does make me wonder wtf is going on and if it's really hers full time #contenttruther
Oh she looks after her own comfort, absolutely no doubt at allIm not even sure she brushes her own hair daily.
Good griefIf she’s lost 100, that is somewhere between £350 if they were all on the lowest tier and £4,400 if they were all on the highest that she’s down per month.
Of course, we know it’s only £100 a month really because all her Patrons are signed up to pay her £1 a month. We know because she told us and cannot lie due to autism (confirmed).
Actually, that might make sense and explain why her nose looks so swollen if it's stuffed with wadding.I think she has vision problems - how can she possibly look at the utterly bizarre nose and think that looks GOOD? It’s like revenge photoshop not something you’d do to yourself.
Could she have had nose surgery? Is that why she sounded so bunged up? Is she photoshopping out the tampax wadding?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
yeah that phrase irritates me too, A Change is Gonna Come was written by Sam Cooke about his experiences of racial discrimination in Louisiana and was an incredibly significant song in the American Civil Rights movement. It became a hopeful and prophetic phrase symbolising the fight for equal rights by African Americans. I don’t think Jack specifically had the song in mind but using that historically important phrase to talk about how she’s BrAvElY gonna get back to posing in shitty sportswear for her neckbeard fans just gives me the ick really.View attachment 1618257
“A change is gonna come and it’ll fall like sweet cool rain”I can’t even…
Never mind Georgia Church Suppers, she’s gone full-on Georgia MegaChurch Preacher there. Daft twat.
I updated the wiki of a slightly famous person with some useless but nice information about his later lifeUnbelievable. So may be other requests have been made previously and been given the same treatment? Glad I don’t donate to Wiki now!
Knew a family with the same Cypriot heritage in high school, went out with one of them for quite a while. Gonna say Jack's chatting pony.This morning I just had a good old chuckle about the 'third generation migrant' thing she sometime trots out. What kind of hardship can a middleclass white third generation person really have? Brown and black 'third generation' Brits surely must get their share of 'back to your own country' racist nonsense and I don't want to minimise that. But a white women with Greek/Irish heritage from a non-deprived family?
She actually claimed to have “worked as a prostitute” even before The Poverty as well as during it.I still can't get over her telling the world she 'had to resort to prostitution' to make ends meet. How the hell does her well-heeled, ever-present family deal with that, true or not? That, for me, was a step too far, and would be any parents' nightmare. And as for her toddler being cold and hungry - wasn't the father involved all through his life? Yes, she just went too far. But how does she sit and have cosy roast dinners (albeit with shit roasties) with her family now with those points not having been addressed at any time? Did she not think that sooner or later people would start asking questions?
Was it a case of Monroe (shortly after being 'discovered') saying to her parents/toddler's dad at one time: Listen, I have a chance of making a name for myself here, and making big money, so whatever I say just you all go along with it, ok?
And shame on them all if they agreed to it. And even more shame on them if her story's true.
That SCREAMS Jan in the office writing and singing this ‘from her daughter’. And we are all Pam.Sweet Jesus, having a look at her insta & spyed this & she most definitely bought it for herself!
“mama, you cook yummy things, I should know you cooked me!x”
It is cockerneyKnew a family with the same Cypriot heritage in high school, went out with one of them for quite a while. Gonna say Jack's chatting pony.
PS "chatting pony" just makes me picture some really posh Abigail from Skins type horse girl. Does Jack think it makes her sound working class?
Cockney urchin, (pony &trap, crap) just another lingo to go with her aye's and youse'sKnew a family with the same Cypriot heritage in high school, went out with one of them for quite a while. Gonna say Jack's chatting pony.
PS "chatting pony" just makes me picture some really posh Abigail from Skins type horse girl. Does Jack think it makes her sound working class?
REALLY OT google searches nonsense
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