They really did like zero research before writing their me-rail. 
Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba
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Well, that's ruined the Sex Tom gif for life!
Cheers, son's crying. Nice one.
It's satisfying to see the Patreon numbers dropping but all I think will happen is that Jack stans will throw more money into her tip jat to make up the difference. There's a lot of angry old men thinking they could get a sniff of her pumble if they white knight her on Twatter (looking at you Submarine Squig).
(I changed my avatar just so I could see Big Mandy in an Oktoberfest hat)
if you follow you can comment. i just discovered.They’re open on that post
My friend had 2 rabbits, when one died the other got very depressed and then ran off (they were in the countryside).
Easily amused, I know, but I am just HOWLING at “Why” is she disabled! Not, “Is Jack Monroe disabled?” but “WHY?” Why is she?! What’s the reason?!
Yes or the reality of women (and men) who begin by paying their dealer in kind, then his friends too, then anyone he sends round all the while upping the ‘allowance’ of (usually) heroin or crack and therefore ofc the dépendance and depth of addiction. She sees it as she sees everything and has probably cast herself as a cross between Nancy from Oliver Twist (see heart of gold, luvverly, beskirted wench) and hard-faced ‘girl doing what she has to to survive’ from Band of Gold. Just the fact she calls it prostitution and not sex work or as my school mom mate from yesteryear called herself ‘an escort’ is enough to tell me it never happened.
I love bunnies very much and it makes me very sad that she killed one. They are my favourite animals in the world but I wouldn't have any because they require so much care and I would be heartbroken when they died ...
Oh, that poor dog 
The picture of content on the stairs must be a couple of weeks old as the poor thing looks much worse.
Our dog wasn’t that bad when we missed his regular appointment. (Ours is a fox terrier, but his line is bred to have a softer coat similar to contents) He went 12 weeks and didn’t look that bad. So if content is 6 months, and Jack got her at the usual 10/12 weeks. She’s not been trimmed and groomed properly even ONCE.
(Just to reiterate as I said in my previous comment about grooming, if ours was younger and less bitey, we’d have booked him in with a random for a one off emergency, but he’s 14, Alzheimery and would’ve resulted in some poor groomer getting their hand savaged because they don’t know his pain points, and he wasn’t matted either).
Our dog wasn’t that bad when we missed his regular appointment. (Ours is a fox terrier, but his line is bred to have a softer coat similar to contents) He went 12 weeks and didn’t look that bad. So if content is 6 months, and Jack got her at the usual 10/12 weeks. She’s not been trimmed and groomed properly even ONCE.
(Just to reiterate as I said in my previous comment about grooming, if ours was younger and less bitey, we’d have booked him in with a random for a one off emergency, but he’s 14, Alzheimery and would’ve resulted in some poor groomer getting their hand savaged because they don’t know his pain points, and he wasn’t matted either).
Rhodes. 
We are here now and I’m just catching up before a nap and then dinner !
We are here now and I’m just catching up before a nap and then dinner !
I know this will have already been said but I’m saying it anyway- just seen Jack on IG…why are her gums white? Did the fungal infection from her feet manifest in her gums? There is no wonder she has ouchy mouth all the time if her gums are that colour, the only conclusion I can make is that SHE’S DEAD 
I’m almost positive she also called herself a “bleep” too. She tweeted that an ex was threatening to tell everyone she was “a bleep” but now she’s “told ‘em all herself” or some crap like that (as if the press gave one single solitary flying duck). I did just try to look for the receipts but I can’t find it- hopefully another frau will know where to look and be able to provide it.
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Yeah they really do. We had two bunnies when my kids were little-seriously high maintenance and that was with a nice big grassy run, hutch in an outbuilding for weather times and a hutch outdoors for nice times and house time where they played in boxes and got loves and strokes. They need loads of inoculations and you’ve got to bath them and keep them nice and clean. Plus all the food prep! I did more for those little shits than I did for the kids. Did you know you can train them to use a litter tray for weeing? (rabbits not kids)
Not for pooping though. They just poop as they go. And they will chew absolutely everything. Little bastards but I did love them!Looking back over the life and times of these threads (feeling nostalgic Ninnies as I do believe this is the end of the JackScam as we know it) it strikes me how many times Jack has been hoist by potatoes.
In 2020 she raised eyebrows when she went on a mad Twitter rampage after Annunziata Rees Mogg said that potatoes are cheaper than oven chips, she even wrote an emotionally incontinent essay rant about it (JM did that is not ARM).
At Xmas 2020 she was exposed as a lockdown dodger and/or Covid liar when she went to buy fish and CHIPS when supposedly very sick and isolating.
And her mums alleged roasties were what roasted her little remaining reputation.
If I were to make the Netflix dramatised version of Boot Strap Crook I would employ foreshadowing by showing close ups of potato dishes in the early episodes with ominous background music.
In 2020 she raised eyebrows when she went on a mad Twitter rampage after Annunziata Rees Mogg said that potatoes are cheaper than oven chips, she even wrote an emotionally incontinent essay rant about it (JM did that is not ARM).
At Xmas 2020 she was exposed as a lockdown dodger and/or Covid liar when she went to buy fish and CHIPS when supposedly very sick and isolating.
And her mums alleged roasties were what roasted her little remaining reputation.
If I were to make the Netflix dramatised version of Boot Strap Crook I would employ foreshadowing by showing close ups of potato dishes in the early episodes with ominous background music.
BIB: this is an extremely perfect phrase to describe JM, may I use for my own nefarious reasons?
Genuinely didn’t know any of this about keeping rabbits. I’ve got a Labrador and she’s time consuming enough, and unlike a certain person, I do care for my doggo. How the hell did she ever manage to keep a rabbit, a huge cat and other various animals.Yeah they really do. We had two bunnies when my kids were little-seriously high maintenance and that was with a nice big grassy run, hutch in an outbuilding for weather times and a hutch outdoors for nice times and house time where they played in boxes and got loves and strokes. They need loads of inoculations and you’ve got to bath them and keep them nice and clean. Plus all the food prep! I did more for those little shits than I did for the kids. Did you know you can train them to use a litter tray for weeing? (rabbits not kids)
NARRATORS VOICE: Fraus and Herrs she DIDN’T care for them….
Yeah of course lol, she IS emotionally incontinent after all!!
She claimed Dash the bunny was very old when she got him so died of old age. Not because he was neglected in a damp garage with foxes around (who eat hose pipes). She ALSO has stated that he is buried in the garden of her rented house. Yes there is a sadly deceased rabbit buried in the garden of a house someone else owns.
She also had several Guinea pigs. That also died. She claimed they died in s gas leak. A friend of hers came on here and said they more likely died because she kept them in the coldest part of the house.
There have been quite a few animals; cats, rabbit, Guinea pigs, that she’s had and have either ‘sadly died’ or suddenly and incomprehensibly ‘disappeared’ without a plausible explanation. Eg Mini Cooper the kitten that “was hers but that was never hers” or disappeared with no explanation. I can count at least 8. Think there are perhaps even more though. She is a horrible, horrible human being
She also had several Guinea pigs. That also died. She claimed they died in s gas leak. A friend of hers came on here and said they more likely died because she kept them in the coldest part of the house.
There have been quite a few animals; cats, rabbit, Guinea pigs, that she’s had and have either ‘sadly died’ or suddenly and incomprehensibly ‘disappeared’ without a plausible explanation. Eg Mini Cooper the kitten that “was hers but that was never hers” or disappeared with no explanation. I can count at least 8. Think there are perhaps even more though. She is a horrible, horrible human being
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