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Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba
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I know. Who knew checking your cupboards and writing a list was the revolution we all needed? We could call it something like I dunno.... a shopping list maybe?
It took me a minute, but I got there. haha
Hang on, so Oktoberfest starts... before October? What sort of alcohol based chaos is this?
She once said (after searching for her name on twitter and finding a dissenting squig saying ‘why is it all so soft?’) that it’s because SB has issues with texture.
I think that is what will happen.... possibly with Piers Morgan or Rob RinderImagine if she came back super professional and started sharing some VBI numbers? Tbf she could entirely fabricate it all and ppl would lap it up.
Or imagine if we got some sort of Hailey Beibermy truth
Apparently Eartha won’t deign to have the hat touching her head
The origins are explained in link below, but it always ends on the first Sunday in October. As it runs for two weeks, it always starts in September. As for why, it's what Viv would have wanted.Hang on, so Oktoberfest starts... before October? What sort of alcohol based chaos is this?
And as for why Tattle insists on hats on Oct 1? Honestly, just duck off and go well, pals.
Oktoberfest | Definition, History, Traditions, & Facts
Oktoberfest, annual festival in Munich, Germany, held over a two-week period and ending on the first Sunday in October. The festival originated on October 12, 1810, and it became hugely popular, leading U.S. cities to hold their own versions of the event. Learn more about Oktoberfest, including...
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I never understood why she decided to name her imaginary index the “Vimes Boots Index”, as the concept of the cost of durability is completely different from the idea that basic/budget foodstuffs show different inflation patterns compared to other food products.
No doubt it made sense to Jack at some point during a 4am snowstorm.
It's been discussed here many times before that it's not just her lack of skills or interest, but she writes about food as if she actively resents it.
ETA: I see I have an asshat again, which is appropriate because Jack is one.
During dayhab we had 140 hours between tweets. The account was still active.
I have Monday 1500 (BST for avoidance of doubt as accuracy is my flex
) for the account deletion. So approaching 113 hours right now. If we get to 1100 tomorrow that takes us into uncharted territory.
I have Monday 1500 (BST for avoidance of doubt as accuracy is my flex
) for the account deletion. So approaching 113 hours right now. If we get to 1100 tomorrow that takes us into uncharted territory.Babe, same! It’s literally nothing to do with inflation!
Mark Lewis is a solicitor (hence his reprimand came from the SRA). Certainly, he was acting as Jack’s solicitor.
her barristers in the Katie Hopkins libel case were William Bennett and Greg Callus, instructed by (solicitor) Mark Lewis.
slightly triangulating myself. Also, Louisa’s sister is a fairly successful barrister. Fun lawyer facts.
Morning! Posting just to see the poor interviewer woman’s hat levitating in shock
Wigs… I could only find two photos of her wearing one, and I was a big customer/active community member of Lush Wigs prior to the original owner changing the name (was Geisha Wigs) and selling up. If anyone has any more, I can find them easily, even if they’re no longer sold.
I thought she arranged her cook books by region? Or was that another lie
It's the worst. (I mean, it's not really, but her unopened books and spaffing about sleeping in a library gets my goat
).If I only knew that one thing about Jack, that picture of her books would be a giveaway for what a total pseud she is.
It's having books for the look, not the love of them.
And my heckin hat, shes got a lot of stuff.
And we know how well *that* worked out.
*cough* GEORGIA *cough*
NB: I’ve never had a pic until recently, so I’m delighted to see Sour Faced Eamonn in a titfer.
It's simply a case of latching onto the Pratchett excerpt floating around on sm cos she thinks it makes her look like she read a book once.
I have a bookcase in my room, does that mean i sleep in a library. I have actually toyed with the idea of shelving some wells next to my fireplace for the purpose of books. (Husband isnt keen on the idea.)
She is a major wannabe. She tries so hard to be what she thinks is quirky and interesting in a world where most people actually are. She thinks having a few tatts and weird haircuts, makes her look interesting, a rebel, outside the norm, however there is not a day goes by i dont see someone with mulitcolored hair, crazy style and heavily tattooed. These people are more natural in this style and therefore pull it off. She looks awkward and uncomfortable and it makes her look daft.
Her food is abysmal. It lacls everything food should, like complementing textures, color, favour. Her food often looks like something that has already been digested and brought back from either end and the flavours suggested all dispise each other. I think she plays enough of the poor victim those in the industry helped her up, see also helpful partners getting her name out there. She managed to get some attention, however she got too bog for her boots and they are biting back.
She is a major wannabe. She tries so hard to be what she thinks is quirky and interesting in a world where most people actually are. She thinks having a few tatts and weird haircuts, makes her look interesting, a rebel, outside the norm, however there is not a day goes by i dont see someone with mulitcolored hair, crazy style and heavily tattooed. These people are more natural in this style and therefore pull it off. She looks awkward and uncomfortable and it makes her look daft.
Her food is abysmal. It lacls everything food should, like complementing textures, color, favour. Her food often looks like something that has already been digested and brought back from either end and the flavours suggested all dispise each other. I think she plays enough of the poor victim those in the industry helped her up, see also helpful partners getting her name out there. She managed to get some attention, however she got too bog for her boots and they are biting back.
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