Oh god, if desperation was a dessert
I can FEEL the chemicals. Nearest that’s been to a fruit is the cheque Mr Del Monte sent her.
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I can FEEL the chemicals. Nearest that’s been to a fruit is the cheque Mr Del Monte sent her.
No. She had the badger in her rucksack with the goats leg iirc
Lady Marm, I don't know what we'd do without you.
Shots fired! Will this bring Jack back for £20 budget off?
Jack is always convinced so many things she does enrage hereWhy? Like why would you spray it gold? And why would it piss the canal off?
I'm so confused.
Usually we find them perplexing or laughable. Or both. But enraging? Only the scamming and fibbing which she never acknowledges.
It's very unfair we laughed like Big Dave at that trifle. I concede we laughed for different reasons to Big Dave but we did enjoy mocking it. It's impossible to be angry when you're laughing- Jack, take note.Jack is always convinced so many things she does enrage here
Usually we find them perplexing or laughable. Or both. But enraging? Only the scamming and fibbing which she never acknowledges.
That light fitting looks filthy and is rusting. Why does the bottom of the trifle look like bong water?
~Youse~ (gah!) are obviously all youngsters!Maybe it was a decade ago. Before The Pov.
I have no words. This looks like an abomination.
Birds trifle was our Sunday "treat" (not to me as I hate trifle ) when I was a kid. Occasionally we'd get an Arctic Roll (now yer talking
) but generally it was that there trifle, complete with tinned peaches, pears or fruit cocktail, whichever was cheapest that week. With the hundreds and thousands that bled colour into the (disgusting) cream on the top. Yuk. I still can't eat jelly to this day. I LIVED for winter when at least we got the odd spotted dick or steamed pudding. (Can confirm my mother never sprayed it gold mind you!)I'm surprised Jack Monroe grifter doesn't make clootie dumpling, with her "vague" Scottish ancestry. Now that's a pud! (Microwave gluten-free version is my treat when I'm feeling nostalgic!)
@People-huv-tae-know gee thanks, you just MADE me snort tea! Do you want me to stop BREATHING?
#sharkmonroe #sharktoothedgrifter
What is that? Actually, do I want to know?!
Hundreds and thousands? What are those?
That’ll be the rust juiceThat light fitting looks filthy and is rusting. Why does the bottom of the trifle look like bong water?
She thought Burger Boy was infuriating to us.Jack is always convinced so many things she does enrage here
Usually we find them perplexing or laughable. Or both. But enraging? Only the scamming and fibbing which she never acknowledges.
No love, it was a traumatic, hilarious experience for us, a real bonding experience for those that caught it live. Go well, pal.
Brene Brown is a motivational/inspirational/Pinterest-pretty-quote sort of speaker. I've never watched any of her stuff as she's never come across as being my style, but used to see her quoted a lot by some of my female Christian friends when I still had Facebook. Think rose gold italics
You know when the outside ashtray gets rained on? That.
I think we have the same daughter!
Funny how she forgot to mention she was being a total dick about other people's recipes. And that that was the thing people commented on.
Is that bird seed on top? With some carpet dust?
This is always an absolutely grim sight. You can see all the dust, grime and rust all round the rim of it. Didn't even wash it out first
her hygiene leaves so much to be desired- Status