Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

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I do not like trifle 🔺(wet sponge, tinned fruit, cold custard, bland cream and hard sugar sprinkles? No thank you) but every single one she criticised looked nicer than the cheap looking basic thing she posted. For someone so critical of her childhood she sure is stuck in the 80s. Bet she eats pot noodles.

Twitter is not holding back, I don’t see how she can come back. But …. Nigella and lots of blue ticks followed her, can she just abandon this verified attention?

AM suggesting something is going to drop. A MSM outing? Class action suit? Banning from Patreon? Tax / furlough investigation? Time will tell.

Bet she’s wishing she never posted HH2: Hungrier and Hurtier because you can literally chart her downfall from there. A grift too far!
I just wish the time would hurry up!
 
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I've been on these threads for a while, and many a Frau have remarked on Jack's fillers and lip plumpers. I didn't really see it myself, but looking at the replies of the Pink News post I see 2015 Jack and... Yeah, I see it now. She hasn't looked like this for a long time. And it's not just because of age.

(she's also not been a lesbian for some time now but hey ho...)View attachment 1608963
That's not Jack, it's Wilem Dafoe.
 
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My mum made THE best trifle. Sadly she died before her time and I have no idea what her recipe was. I want to say it had swiss rolls, custard, jelly, raspberries and cream. Definitely no tinned fruit and no hundreds and thousands.
 
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She's absolutely off her shithouse onion. I'm typing this for Jack's benefit (Hiya Huffycakes) becasue it's bloody obvious to anyone who has given it more than three seconds thought. No publication, let alone Private Eye will give you a lifetime clean bill of health. Maybe they looked into you when you were only a fledgling grifter and didn't find much but now you're fully grown griftasaurus, there's more to work with. You're fucked, Sunshine. WARNED.
Jenny numbers, I bloody love you. Hiya Huffycakes and fully grown Griftasaurus should either be thread title noms (sorry mods) or forever be in the Monroeniverse lexicon
 
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Big Dave MBE adds a tin fruit cocktail (but only when Jack has a collab with Del Monte) and what looks like a rasher of bacon, then Jack sprays the top of the trifle gold to make Big Dave MBE laugh.

This sounds made up, I know. IT ISN'T.
Oh, so THAT's why the top was that colour?! I was about to ask what the light brown slop floating above the cream was... 🤯
 
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I don't know any media outlet that does an investigation and then phones up the subject to say "all clear, carry on". Unless m'learned friends are involved, or the subject phones them to ask what happened to the story. If JM is claiming that Private Eye did an investigation into her affairs and didn't find anything, and then phoned her to tell her that her reputation was clear and they wouldn't be doing a story, she's lying.

Private Eye has some very determined and skilled investigative reporters, who have done deep dives into major stories like the shell companies based overseas that own a lot of property in the UK, and the Royal Mail audits that mistakenly blamed errors on postmasters and refused to consider evidence that cleared the postmasters. I honestly don't think that an investigative team that thorough could look at JM's dealings and *not* find something suspicious.
Maybe it was a decade ago. Before The Pov. 😂

I have no words. This looks like an abomination.
 
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I'm now obsessed by the idea of the Birds Trifle Kit.
There are some classic reviews.
Bear in mind this is a kit of three different dried packages you rehydrate into liquids.
Several reviews complain it contains a lot of additives.
 
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