Tell me your child doesn‘t matter without telling me your child doesn’t matter
Tell me your child doesn‘t matter without telling me your child doesn’t matterOne in every room tuned to a different channel “to match the room” innit. Nobody other than the speshull pixie allowed to touch. Screenie courtesy of lovely @Sideboard Bob
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Looks like she's comparing her strangely-shaped boobs to the examples on the table.
something something wish I had such a fine pearLooks like she's comparing her strangely-shaped boobs to the examples on the table.
She must be on a wind-up, surely?One in every room tuned to a different channel “to match the room” innit. Nobody other than the speshull pixie allowed to touch. Screenie courtesy of lovely @Sideboard Bob
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She's such a tosserOne in every room tuned to a different channel “to match the room” innit. Nobody other than the speshull pixie allowed to touch. Screenie courtesy of lovely @Sideboard Bob
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Another ex SCUBU mum here, sending all the vibes. It was years and years ago, and I can’t tell you what my premature kid* is up to this very day becauseHugs from a former NICU mummy. I hope your little one is doing well and you are getting good support x
Dining table and other Cotswold stuff
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Not the exact one, but a similar smaller writing bureau
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Dining room window seat thing I think.
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Nice Roberts Revival Mini too. Not exactly a budget option. Maybe a stylist left it there?
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There was at least 3 Chanel lipsticks at around £30 each and various L'Oréal/Maybelline at around £15 each plus some cheaper Barry M at around £7. I think I triangulated around £300 worth and that was with a good few unidentified.
My very conservative estimates for the makeup:
- Lipsticks £800
- Foundations £200
- Eyeliners £250
She'll have a ton of primers, concealers, highlighters, eyebrow products and eyeshadow palettes too.
Let's not forget the £158 orange nike trainers that she bought forgoing to Asdaher running club phase
Apologies for the length I'll start spoilering itChairs (these are second hand, and not exactly the same make/type but will be in this ballpark):
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I used to work with a guy who lived across the road from him.... before all the nasty stuff though...I'm putting this behind a spoiler because I am aware that some might not find it funny but I have to say it.
A woman I used to work with was friends with Nilsen
Apparently he was a really good cook
Nah, she was looking for anyone to attack, he took the piss, stood up to the attacks and it got traction. Laughing at Jack is not allowed and as he was immune to her usual weaponry she had a narc rage hissy fit.Am I too cynical, or does anyone else find it interesting that the account she decided to blow up at and then leave Twitter over is someone who has recently celebrated far right politicians on his own timeline? Seems a bit convenient that it fits her narrative and amongst all the other criticisms she's had recently from the left. That and the weaponising of her Mum's disability just weeks after sending her FMs after Karl.
Although, hopefully he's like mine who just use their own speaker/earphones plus phone wherever they go and probably have never touched a radio in their livesTell me your child doesn‘t matter without telling me your child doesn’t matter
Part of her autism cosplay
Did he buy a bulk load of these or something.What will happen to Big Green Books as the persuade middle class chattering classes to buy a Jack book to donate a stranger stops working. Yet again no takers - is there a secondary scam where BGB are trying to dispose of copie. or pay folks to accept one? View attachment 1611831
Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suitsApologies for the length I'll start spoilering it
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers
Total: £15,698
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many wereby clever fraus)?
Vivienne Westwood dresses
With a passing resemblance to Leggy?
That or one of the drawers she found in a haunted thrift shop and carted home accidentally opened the door into the ethereal plane of spoons. Sadly this portal into an eldritch dimension unfathomable by human brains sent her over the edge. Her writings are collected in a tome known as the NecroVomicon containing insane ramblings about burning human hair and dryer lint for uncanny rituals.I think we’ve just cracked the age old question of “where do all the teaspoons go?”
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