Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

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Emmapism

Does she have a loyalty card where she gets a stamp each time she buys some cotswold co furniture? Do they chuck in a basket free or something?

It's absolutely insane levels of spending for anyone, let alone someone who constantly complains she's poor. Well no fucking wonder love, you live in a furniture show room.
 
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Jelly Bean

MooBelle said:
I'm putting this behind a spoiler because I am aware that some might not find it funny but I have to say it.
A woman I used to work with was friends with Nilsen
Apparently he was a really good cook
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My ex father in law knew someone who had their patio done by Fred West. Did a very tidy job too by all accounts.
Haven't we had Jack going through a Rose West phase too? The flattened hair and specs look.
 
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sioc

MancBee said:
THAT CUTLERY DRAWER. ARRRRRRGGGGGGG

As you were.
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I was thinking why not buy a cutlery divider but actually it's all spoons isn't it. A spoon drawer. One can speculate on the implied existence of a knife drawer and a fork drawer but given how rarely she eats solids she probably only needs one of each
 
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That Forensic Man

HotesTilaire said:
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
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usefullyuseless said:
Strawberry Thief curtains
Tiffany earrings (two pairs)
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witchofwestbyfleet said:
At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
As well as 77 lipsticks she claimed to have 14 foundations and 40 eyeliners
Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it, but remember she does not own a toaster
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Thankyou ninnies x

£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£400 Cotswold Company sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company sideboards? (does she have 3 in total?)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable
Total: £6,559

77 lipsticks?
14 foundations?
40 eyeliners?
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were by clever fraus)?
 
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Tittykitty

Exactly, this is a 10 week prem baby, bigger than she could have been as her dad is 6ft2. She is now a very tall 12 yr old, she has never used being early as an excuse although she does have a few problems due to it.
 

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Captainmouse

usefullyuseless said:
I can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.

More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
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Don’t forget the 5/6 dab radios
 
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overdueanadventure

If a basic lipstick is say a fiver, then 77 would be £385. But if she's buying mid-range to high-end make-up, it mounts up fast.
 
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Lucky Escape

...and how many Vivienne Westwood dresses? two? or was it three?
 
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FrankReagan

Hadn’t read the HuffPost piece before.

So, she used to do tax returns!

Odd to talk of ‘my HMRC’ (and separately of tax returns) - so is HMRC her pet name for her house deposit account? Makes you think.

 
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WhyYouCry?

It’s insane.
I don’t claim to be poor. My house is a mixture of hand me downs from family members, second hand stuff off Facebook market place, ikea stuff and the odd more expensive item (a wardrobe and a sideboard). Can’t even imagine just going out and blowing thousands on brand new expensive furniture.
Off topic, sorry.
Back on topic… Jack is insane.
 
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ishant

Obscene amount of knobs for Thread Title
nomination please
 
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jordishaw

O/T, but in relation to the knob counting above, the FT took readers into Prue Leith's lovely home today
Jack Monroe and their pro bono lawyer totally deserved each other, and if Lewis really has dumped Jack as a client it's really a sign of the end times.
 
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Valiofthedolls

Dining table and other Cotswold stuff
There are 3 massive Cotswold dresser things here.

Not the exact one, but a similar smaller writing bureau

Dining room window seat thing I think.
 
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Hollaaa

And how much it costs to rent.
 
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usefullyuseless

overdueanadventure said:
If a basic lipstick is say a fiver, then 77 would be £385. But if she's buying mid-range to high-end make-up, it mounts up fast.
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There was at least 3 Chanel lipsticks at around £30 each and various L'Oréal/Maybelline at around £15 each plus some cheaper Barry M at around £7. I think I triangulated around £300 worth and that was with a good few unidentified.
 
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Agent Krycek

I do actually feel slightly sorry for Jack. It’s a good lesson to us all that one bad choice of overplaying one’s hand can ruin your whole life. The moment she pressed the publish button on HH2 was her sliding doors moment. People in the wider world were starting to realise that not everything added up, but I think most people on Twitter at least seemed to think she was generally a good egg. But once she wrote about the abject poverty she was still in - having to boil soap (for no apparent reason), move to a one bed flat etc. despite having sponsorships, patreon money and such, that’s when people like AM launched their forensic investigations and Jack’s house of cards came crumbling down and indirectly lead to the chaotic breakdown of potato-gate.

Hubris is a dangerous trait as she has found out, and now she is a laughing stock even with her own dedicated memes, which would be hard for anyone to come back from.
 
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hoopdedoo

Apologies if this has been mentioned already, but what is up with that rug in the kitchen? It's ugly - the best way to make a small space look smaller is to throw in something that visually busy - and having a rug in a kitchen is just stupid because of how often you'd have to clean crumbs etc off it. There's a reason why professional kitchens don't have rugs....
 
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