Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

[Justacatindisguise]

The parody account probably could post photos of her actual food and no-one would believe it.

The twitter one is so good there was some poor bloke seriously arguing with it yesterday but unlike Jack he could have a laugh at himself when it was pointed out.

 

[jenny2603]

The Jack parody account is getting more like the real thing.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Hold me back. I've always wanted to live in a house decorated in the style of the sorting room in an Oxfam shop.

No, she's going to make us explode with envy remember? In her new place she's going to style like a home magazine photo shoot using old school lockers and things from skips.

 

[sleepingsatellite]

Vlad’s getting inspired except the fingernails are looking far too clean…

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

So I’m jacks “target audience” in that I am very low income, struggling etc, and exactly this. We just don’t have bubble baths, it’s not a necessity. If the kids really want bubbles I just stick some liquid soap of some variety in, but also, you can definitely buy bubble bath for less than a pound.

You aren’t her audience at all! Her audience is you patronising sister/friend/cousin with knows you are worse off than them who can process your situation by reading up how you can manage and budget better etc and might even buy you this book to teach to budget better

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Is she aiming to move away from cheap food and into cheap lifestyle? Decorating on a budget or something?

Didn't she do the ##homeonabootstrap or similar at one point?

 

[Lalalalalalalalalalala]

Didn't she do the ##homeonabootstrap or similar at one point?

I can't remember that but wonder if she is trying to revive to move into new market? There's only so many hoops you can rinse.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

The woman who was hounded off Twitter last month for laughing at the rinsed hoops has posted a thread on Mumsnet called ‘Roast potatoes anyone?’ with as the first message.

People are either taking the piss or are bemused. Until this poor squig posted last night

Doesn’t appear to be a sock, just a bit dim

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

I reckon she could do a cookbook for Labradors - mine would eat her food enthusiastically (he eats his own tit and cat/toddler vomit happily).

 

[whitershadeofpale]

I dip in and out of these threads but haven’t posted before. I’m not sure if I’ve just missed it but squiggles on Twitter linked to Jack’s blog on Grenfell, that she’d deleted. I don’t remember it being discussed but is quite disgusting in its misrepresentation and probable lies https://web.archive.org/web/2017071...om/2017/06/16/we-need-to-talk-about-grenfell/

 

[SusieTCones]

I'm really distressed by that bit of sponge that's sitting at a jaunty angle. It looks like it's trying to come to the surface and get us. THAT TRIFLE IS LITERALLY TRYING TO DO US IN. SEND HELPOS.

What if it's not sponge? What if, as @BubbleDuck foretold, it's UNDERCOOKED ROAST POTATO?????

 

[Lauradianalou]

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

If only....

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I was a bit mad at uni and one time when i was feeling ill, i ran myself a bath and squirted shower gel in. Guess what i have a few bubbles.

 

[Clovis]

She's making bubble bath by boiling down soap yet using shower gel in the washing machine

Jackonomics

#igetpaidforthisshite

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

So why not help your dear sweet mum? You
Lazy waste of space! Rather than criticise her for your birthmarks and not feeding you and SB?

 

[jenny2603]

So why not help your dear sweet mum? You
Lazy waste of space! Rather than criticise her for your birthmarks and not feeding you and SB? View attachment 1611069

What's Big Dave doing when his poor disabled wife is grappling with kilos of potatoes? Could he not give her a hand so the family don't need to eat tit roasts or take everyone out for a slap up lunch with his landlording riches.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

So Jack, now you’re not making a twit of yourself on Twitter and have thus freed up at least ten hours in your day (conservative estimate) for other things, how’s that heckin big declutter of yours coming along, pal?

Edit: I cannot spell today

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I am surprised she is not spitting feathers about the increase to interest rates. Some bloke in news yesterday wad looking to buy in Essex with inheritance but is now worried he wont be able to afford the mortgage.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Just musing - if she does return to Twitter, she's doomed isn't she ? Anything she posts is now up to scrutiny by thousands of people who didn't know her before.... whatever shred of credibility she had, which was little, has been annihilated

Very true.
She has brought a lot of scrutiny on herself. And it ain't going away, whether she has flounced from Twitter or not. All the questions that have been rightfully raised are not going to magically disappear conveniently.

I had scarcely heard of her, bar maybe noticing the books in bookshops -not even sure that I did- but when I joined Tattle I noticed the most liked posts every day were almost all from threads about her. And I dived in.

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

So Jack, now you’re not on Twitter and have thus freed up at least ten hours in your day (conservative estimate) for other things, how’s that heckin big declutter of yours coming along, pal?

Too busy framing her patreon prints