If she can be an economist (according to the Tortoise talk introduction) it stands to reason she can be a chemist just not in this part of the metaverse.
Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey
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Thrifty Grifty Pitchin' Kitchen will still be rubbish after rehab
I don't think she ever said how she did it. Just that it was coming soon or something. No doubt it's cheaper to just buy a bottle of the stuff from Wilko than faffing on with your slow cooker though.
It's like liquid concrete with tar droppings in itAs a fan of brutalist architecture, this offends me.
1 - it isn't
2 - it isn't with bells on. Apart from the faff of having to *make* it when she could just use the soap, (
), how long does it last? How often does she make a batch? Shower gel can be fairly inexpensive at Superdrug/Boots/Poundland etc. Stupid hack. O know I am repeating what everyone's already said, but the sheer stupidity of this really grates my mushrooms.
Being chemistry adjacent 🔺️ we don't bloody want her! This is quite appropriate for her from the periodic table...
cuntbag
I'm calling it now, Jack was too lazy to make the mushroom soup and raided a cement mixer at the nearby building site instead.
They still follow each other on Insta.
From boiled soap... sorry
... as if all that faff and using a slow cooker 
would be any cheaper than buying it on offer in any number of shops.
Was just watching her at the Edinburgh book festival a few years back & I can’t believe she said some guy found out the food she’d cooked was all made from tins so he chased her out & she needed security. Of course, before he found out he’d declared it ‘the best meal he’d ever eaten but I suppose some people just don’t like to be wrong’ (at 9 mins in).
Jesus Christ Jack, at least go for lies that might actually pass. This is the equivalent of a 5 year old-and not in a cute way but in a horrifically embarrassing way. I cannot understand how she can not see it. Normal people recognise such ridiculous lies a mile off Jack, seriously.
Jesus Christ Jack, at least go for lies that might actually pass. This is the equivalent of a 5 year old-and not in a cute way but in a horrifically embarrassing way. I cannot understand how she can not see it. Normal people recognise such ridiculous lies a mile off Jack, seriously.
Yeh this is all the behaviour of a person of leisure without a job. Which is exactly what she is.
Leg up on the chair again. She's so rock n roll
She also says 2 gcses... Don't be so modest Jack you have 4 1/2 love
Especially when they are paying you to promote their products but you still claim you can't afford to buy shower gel or shampoo
Like anyone would do that. I imagine, if this even happened at all, at worst he was mildly surprised or nonplussed, seeing as tinned food is just food that's been in a tin. She has to elevenerife every little thing.
I got a litre of Astonish bubble bath for a £1 in Home Bargains a while back. It's fully vegan/cruelty free and has lasted ages and smells lush.
Oh TD 
You are truly a font of knowledge!
She always sounds like she’s just about to cry.
She has such an unattractive nasal honk.
She can go to bleeding Asda and buy one for less.
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So I’m jacks “target audience” in that I am very low income, struggling etc, and exactly this. We just don’t have bubble baths, it’s not a necessity. If the kids really want bubbles I just stick some liquid soap of some variety in, but also, you can definitely buy bubble bath for less than a pound.Without sounding like a bastard, just saying, but bubble bath is hardly an essential. It's lovely, yes, a hot bath full of soft bubbles is a treat, but not necessary. Just hot water and a bar of soap will get you clean. She makes up such tit lies and priorities things that expose her middle-class status.
Fun fact, use to have Fairy liquid baths as a kid if my folks couldn't afford bubble bath that week. (My mum was adamant that only Fairy liquid was suitable, to this day she'd never buy an own brand washing up liquidIDK why, pals).
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