HOW has this person been made famous for her cooking? They all look like... aeroplane food that's been vomited up by a Labrador.
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The soup will be grey because she's used ageing flat mushrooms with gills full of spores.I made that mistake with an omelette once, didn't show it around though! Not unsafe, just unsightly.
And MLs excuse was "clonazepam made me bonkers for a bit"
And MLs excuse was "clonazepam made me bonkers for a bit"
Her moving SB into her room and bed feels like it was to emphasise how he will have the only bedroom in the new flat and she won't. Sort of "you might as well move into my room because I don't need it anymore since I'll be sleeping on the sofa when we move". It feels really petty. Does that make sense to any other fraus?
On a late morning grunk. Cannot believe she is posting such ridiculous shite
Well, I can, but still.
Surely whatever she used to make bubble bath you could just put in the bath and save all that faff?
It's almost like it was all made to post a selfie with a bottle of squash with foam in
With the cost of water (in the south) and heating water the cost of fancy luxury bubble bath like radox (I hear it's the brand of billionaires and bankers who use it in between eating their fancy Bigham and m&s meal deals) pales into insignificance.
It's almost like it was all made to post a selfie with a bottle of squash with foam in
With the cost of water (in the south) and heating water the cost of fancy luxury bubble bath like radox (I hear it's the brand of billionaires and bankers who use it in between eating their fancy Bigham and m&s meal deals) pales into insignificance.
THE RUST AROUND THE EDGE
Even if it was cheaper to boil your own bubble bath, most of us have families, friends, hobbies and jobs to fill our time instead of this pointless shite.
It's definitely in the 'after all I have done for you' territory. Poor SB. He's not got a lot to look forward to regarding his mother.
Wondering what happened to her only friend Vix? The one that posted a+ pass for kitty? Did she bail after that?
What in the name of all that's holy is that?
Yes, it bloody well does! You eat with your eyes first.
Without sounding like a bastard, just saying, but bubble bath is hardly an essential. It's lovely, yes, a hot bath full of soft bubbles is a treat, but not necessary. Just hot water and a bar of soap will get you clean. She makes up such tit lies and priorities things that expose her middle-class status.
Fun fact, use to have Fairy liquid baths as a kid if my folks couldn't afford bubble bath that week. (My mum was adamant that only Fairy liquid was suitable, to this day she'd never buy an own brand washing up liquid
IDK why, pals).
Just musing - if she does return to Twitter, she's doomed isn't she ? Anything she posts is now up to scrutiny by thousands of people who didn't know her before.... whatever shred of credibility she had, which was little, has been annihilated
She really likes doing these stupid Pinterest hacks and pretending they’re in some way money saving. It’s fine if you want to faff about with that sort of thing, but don’t pretend it’s anything other than a hobby. (Although don’t try fractal wood burning, at least thirty three people have died doing it and while I’m clearly not a Jack fan but she doesn’t deserve death by electrocution.)Surely whatever she used to make bubble bath you could just put in the bath and save all that faff?
It's almost like it was all made to post a selfie with a bottle of squash with foam in
With the cost of water (in the south) and heating water the cost of fancy luxury bubble bath like radox (I hear it's the brand of billionaires and bankers who use it in between eating their fancy Bigham and m&s meal deals) pales into insignificance.
How on earth has she even made bubble bath? You need sodium laurel sulphate for bubbles. That wouldn't be cheap to just order. Is she a chemist now? It's so baffling.
Yep. It started with rinsed hoop gate but post potatoes it will be an even bigger tsunami of piss-taking and people calling her out than it is now.
Not only is Jack now a laughing stock but a known fraud.
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With jack's presentation maybe she could get a job at deliciously Ella's plants restaurant?
This is her £18 risotto
This is her £18 risotto
I searched this thread before writing, so as to not clog up the airwaves: did not one of you wish to comment that "no one loves a flaccid pud"?
Jack Monroe isn't funny; pass it on
I like this. Instead of a nasty campaign of actual trolls, lawsuits, and cancelling, she's just become an internet joke instead. Perfect way to destroy her joke of a career.
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