What is that sinister spotty grey slop at the top?
Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey
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I'm on a slop diet at the moment and this has helpfully killed off the desire to eat any real food whatsoever, ever again. Cheers, pal x
Yeah, this is the look my dog does when he's grumpily crying at one of his toys that we've attempted to hide on a shelf.
(Before calling the RSPCA on me for neglected dog feelings if he had his toys all the time he'd literally be DEAD from EATING them, or is that what you all want????)
Did we ever work out what fruit that was?
And why is it wonky? How on earth can a liquid be wonky?
(Unruly labia)
Talking of reputation, her oft used as a threat lawyer has reputation management as one of his specialisms. Wonder if she'll use some patreon pennies to make use of his services?
Why would anyone take advice on reputation management from this guy lol.Talking of reputation, her oft used as a threat lawyer has reputation management as one of his specialisms. Wonder if she'll use some patreon pennies to make use of his services?
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I hope she has a knob toasty for breakfast, the grotty Instatwat.
The vile trolls are now mocking Jack's disabled mum's chicken dinner. They want her to LITERALLY STOP BREATHING.
I'm so glad I'm past the nappy changing stage.
I suspect you’re right, she must have something in the works, she’s so desperate to cling on to being a minor celeb that she won’t do what’s good for her, she’ll try to find a way to stay ‘famous’.
I believe the Southend foodbank squig she was fawning all over on the bird app is responsible for comms for the TT locally. So I expect JM has been paying attention to the fact we (and some bird app people I’ve seen) have pointed out that she never does anything locally, and I reckon she’s trying to lay the groundwork for a pov campaign comeback in time for Christmas. Given her general main character syndrome attitude, and that everyone is simply a prop for her “amazing work” … just imagine the local foodbank photo ops she could lever herself into coming up to Christmas
Again, foodbank squig knows full well some of the vile stuff JM has done to people IRL, so if she’s happy to prop up JM’s campaigner cosplay, then my personal opinion is that she’s complicit in whatever crappy stuff JM does to people in future. (Sorry if you’re reading this, foodbank squig, but you KNOW what she does, and you should also know that if you do publicity with her then it’ll put people off donating to you, and when the full exposé happens you’ll have egg on your face. Foreseeable, avoidable, egg. And I’ll probably be around to say I told you so.)
At this stage what JM needs for herself in the long-term is a good deplatforming and disengagement; high-quality therapy she bothers to engage with; actually becoming good enough at something to be professional at it (why can’t she do a comms training course with her ill-gotten gains?); and then using whatever skills she builds during her time out to subsequently base a career on. She doesn’t need people making excuses and letting her carry on the way she has been. But that’s what she wants.
It’s SO WEIRD that there’s basically an online cult devoted to an absolute nobody. When I came here after she’d made the news for threatening to sue Martin Daubney, I thought it was funny that someone who most locals wouldn’t recognise if she was right in front of them had all these fanatical internet followers. Now I just find it weird and discombobulating. (Also how is the Daubney £lawsuit going?)
Made me 
Why is she carrying on as normal on Instagram whilst having one god almighty narc ghosting strop on twitter? Her use of social media is bizarre. Twitter and Instagram don't exist in parallel universes. Then again, the amount of people fawning faux sympathy from her on twitter whilst she's carrying on having a lovely time on Instagram, makes me think perhaps they do. 
Edit: no I don't know how she did that either. Poor things.
Gazpacho!!! and Basil Jam
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She would get hammered on TikTok. Can you imagine...with that quavery voice and the fag ash light fitting trifle!
The only thing I find slightly annoying about <gestures wildly> all of this, is that Jack's being cancelled for her mum's cooking rather than her own.
Cunts of a feather.
What is on top of that bowl of cement??? I'd say truffle oil but Jack wouldn't dare dabble in such bogeoursie trappings?
I'd like to apologise to the canal for my bizarre post a few threads back. I've had an alcohol relapse and am prone to ranting shite which makes no sense sometimes. I still can't stand Jack though, and am so embarrassed I gave her money. I also don't think Jack is an alcoholic.
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