Jack Monroe #405 Jack the Ripoff

[Grizzlybear]

Fraus I have been lurking here since thread one but have come out of hiding to announce it’s my birthday today and this tater chaos has been the best present ever.
Go well pals

Happy birthday! Stay around!

 

[jenny2603]

HATERZ NEED TO GIVE IT SOME MINGE.

 

[Hold my beans]

If she’s aware people are sniffing around for a real media story it could be a last ditch attempt to try to make them too afraid to publish an expose on her. The reason she’s probably got away with things this long is that it’s a big risk with her history.

This or a test. Gave it 24 hours to see how many blue tick supporters she has left.

 

[MooBelle]

This is the Christmas dinner when she didn’t do roasties (thanks to @Silver Linings for receipts). I note she doesn’t credit Aunt Bessie for those yorkies and they clearly are. In the run up to these photos, she claimed she had parboiled the potatoes into mush.

She just can’t bloody cook.

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Christ sake VVV, please spoiler her food!!
It is bringing back joyful festive memories of the first rime this monstrosity was wheeled out.
Iirc this was the Christmas that BB (who was both LJC and someone else at the same time) and Covid were around.
Every single chef in the UK had Christmas recipes and top tips on their SMs in UK .Jack however waited until actual Christmas day had nearly finished to produce this pile of grim. It had been cooking since Christmas eve in all 7 of her slow cookers.
It was part of a chain of events and tweets that basically proved she was alone. No SB, no Louisa and no invite to her parents' house.
Although it is possible she didn't get invited because she had long covid whilst still having covid and yomping round Essex looking for chips.

 

[Grizzlybear]

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He looks dire.

 

[Katkat]

Surely that’s her memoir title?
Patreon, Potatoes and Lies: My life as a Twitter Grifter.
Honestly if she wrote her story (the real one) I’d read it.

 

[alphaspagbol]

Fraus,
I have been grunking since before AM (and learning the lingo) for approx 45 threads and have never caught up til now!
I think the game is up for JM - an organic Twitter exchange on my TL this afternoon.

Indeed. That’s mine too

 

[House of Carbonara]

Fairly sure the OP is taking the piss, but this still has me

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Crying...

 

[Orphan_Black]

I'm thinking to confirm they were here dire roasties not her dear sweet mother's #FORENSIC #TEFLON

I agree. If you look at the bottom of the pan, you can see the phone shadow from the pic being taken. That's her big iPhone 13 imo.

 

[Geetbo]

I think Georgia Church Suppers will just beat Potatopocalypse in the Sloppies 2022

It’s Blur vs Oasis all over again.

 

[jenny2603]

Pray for little Jack the chimney sweep.

 

[Vanelope]

I think Georgia Church Suppers will just beat Potatopocalypse in the Sloppies 2022

OMG how good are the Sloppies going to be this year?

(I that my phone autocorrects and capitalizes that)

 

[Orphan_Black]

It’s Blur vs Oasis all over again.

Pulp enters the contest with Rinsed Hoops being the most hooting time.

 

[Grizzlybear]

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Pray for little Jack the chimney sweep.

Silly squig, she doesn’t need to gaffer tape Content, Burberry scarves just appear in magic puddles for our Dickensian pixie!

 

[Hollaaa]

Surely that’s her memoir title?
Patreon, Potatoes and Lies: My life as a Twitter Grifter.
Honestly if she wrote her story (the real one) I’d read it.

BIB how could you tell, though?

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Thoughts and prayers to the political prisoners during this difficult time

 

[EllaEm87]

This is the Christmas dinner when she didn’t do roasties (thanks to @Silver Linings for receipts). I note she doesn’t credit Aunt Bessie for those yorkies and they clearly are. In the run up to these photos, she claimed she had parboiled the potatoes into mush.

She just can’t bloody cook.

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LJC is veggie isn’t she? So remove the chicken for her and all she has left is… crap. The roasties would’ve been an integral part of her enjoyment of that meal. Correct me if I am misremembering?

 

[GazpachoPolice]

Who else is now going to have roast potatoes for dinner - I’ll post a pic of mine

Here’s mine. Roasted in duck fat. I am no chef but they’re damn tasty.

 

[threetintender]

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I have read this now three / six / nine times and it STILL says poor great uncle died fighting FOR Hitler. I’m struggling with my natural empathy

 

[FrankReagan]

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HATERZ NEED TO GIVE IT SOME MINGE.

He’s looking at himself in the mirror right now, stroking his neck hair. Giving himself a pep talk.

‘Fire up the Tesla, Big Russ, there’s a filly needing special attention. Set the satnav to Southend and let’s get foofing!’

Bloody hell, he’s Swiss Toni, isn’t he?