This cop says CASE CLOSED.
Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.
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Unreal. Can we also keep note that today she said she was feeling better than she has in a long time. Feeling positively great this morning (wonder why that was?) You know, for when she tries to backtrack and blame it on her MH/breakdown of late.Well my lovely cabal of fraus, what a day it has been. And the fact that the character of Miss Tutelage is actually white is totally hilarious. How on earth did she not know what the word tutelage was either? JM has clearly outed herself as having ‘problematic’ views, where she associates frizzy hair and a ‘funny name’ with black people. I’m absolutely howling at her duck up.I cant wait to see how this one works out for her.
I’m desperately hoping someone tweets the illustration alongside that statement from Harper Collins. Ideally a blue-ticker!
I promised myself an early night but this is priceless! She has absolutely thrown herself under the bus
Maybe the flowers were for her careers funeral tomorrow
Oh here we go again...
Well what an end to the day! Looks like karma got pissed off with her gloating today too
She's reaching, silly bleep
Had anyone asked her how her ouchy mouth is?Spicy chorizo ring and I’m gonna add more spices, yep that ouchy mouth sure going to love this concoctionView attachment 174194
"Sorry for your loss"Maybe the flowers were for her careers funeral tomorrow
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Two nights of informal ‘Newsnight Review with Jack Monroe’ has been more entertaining than six weeks of ‘Slop some mayo on your spuds with Hellmans’
Sorry what
Now she’s analysing Billionaire Boy chapter by chapter and ramping up her attack on DW. FFS Jack, give it a rest love!
Lads she’s tweeting. I’ll try and keep up. It’s basically a long book review and I don’t entirely disagree that DW is problematic so.....here goes nothing.
Ha! I’ve already got them in the wrong order.
Ha! I’ve already got them in the wrong order.
But, as we all know, photoshopping pictures of yourself in your underwear to make your arms thinner and your collarbones more pronounced is FINE.
Interestingly, she’s pretty much verbatim tweeting a thread one of her followers shared with her earlier.
I’m shocked that a writer whose “chickpeas sit in their own ephemera” doesn’t know what tutelage means.
She went on a Twitter rant about David Walliams saying he didn't write his own books
Publisher says he does. Can't have a go at him if he didn't write them. Otherwise she's leading a headlong pile on at a ghost.
Takes coke
Not established. If he does, he probably uses the same dealer as Nigella as they're mates.
Is racist
Her main example of this was white.
Transphobic
There's The Boy in the Dress. I think an entire book about the subject might have caught the eye of trans activists if so. I'm sure one of them might have managed to read it all the way through and comprehended the words.
.And she wants to throw tea at him - JOKE!
Very, very common method of domestic violence. Both the tea and the 'I'm joking' bit.
Says she was joking about the coke bit.
Just remembered Nigella, then.
Plus, kid has had his entire book collection trashed as soon as he's come back from his Dad's, his cosy reading time with his Mum has been spoiled and she's spent the entire day ranting about how tit the book, his father and, by extension, his choices in reading are. And she's got a kitten to play with that he won't be allowed to touch.
And it's nearly the witching hour. I wonder how things will go in the Batjack cave tonight?
Publisher says he does. Can't have a go at him if he didn't write them. Otherwise she's leading a headlong pile on at a ghost.
Takes coke
Not established. If he does, he probably uses the same dealer as Nigella as they're mates.
Is racist
Her main example of this was white.
Transphobic
There's The Boy in the Dress. I think an entire book about the subject might have caught the eye of trans activists if so. I'm sure one of them might have managed to read it all the way through and comprehended the words.
.And she wants to throw tea at him - JOKE!
Very, very common method of domestic violence. Both the tea and the 'I'm joking' bit.
Says she was joking about the coke bit.
Just remembered Nigella, then.
Plus, kid has had his entire book collection trashed as soon as he's come back from his Dad's, his cosy reading time with his Mum has been spoiled and she's spent the entire day ranting about how tit the book, his father and, by extension, his choices in reading are. And she's got a kitten to play with that he won't be allowed to touch.
And it's nearly the witching hour. I wonder how things will go in the Batjack cave tonight?
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