Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

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Guess the 50p hole in her mouth healed if she’s going in with spicy chorizo. With little to no medical intervention!

Maybe she can add ‘super healer’ alongside all the alignments and diagnosis of bullshititis
 
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I don;t understand why her publishers have sent her flowers? Why reward such awful behaviour? Or has this whole thing been set up?

Its just bizarre and I cant make sense of it at all.
Because just before this recent rampage, she was having a raving pity party. Funny how her extreme depressive episode has been suddenly cured and she is feeling great, eh?
 
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Looks lovely and glossy!
https://giphy.com/3og0IMeXIAadV6tJYI
Hope it’s not too ouchy heady in bed tonight I don’t miss those first few nights after getting my extensions fitted/tightened.
 
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I’m sure it is, but then that might just be my nan trying to sound posher than she is . Regardless of where it is a beautiful little place and if Jack does live there it’s gonna be hard to tell me nan she’s got to move
It is Rochford Council.... There goes the neighbourhood!
 
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Yes it's definitely the gloating part that shows her true personality. Only certain types of people would be revelling so much in causing so much shit for someone.

I don't give much of a fig what she thinks of DW, I'm indifferent towards him. I do think her behaviour last night was wrong, but that isn't the unsettling part, it's how she's so obviously relishing causing (and now continuing to stoke) so much nastiness towards one person. She's a bad egg, there's real wickedness in her.
 
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The actual honking state of her, posing in her pants, just made me actually HOOT with laughter
 
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She’s so fucking aggressive. Got to throw in the honorary doctorates. NOBODY ASKED, JACK
 
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So less than a week ago she was going through industrial amounts of bonjela for ouchy mouth and now she’s cooking up some spicy chorizo
 
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Things I will not be doing in the future:
Quickly trying to find vacuum gifs to post on here
 
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90% vegan. Also are mussels in the same family as oysters? I don’t know seafood.
I'm allergic to shellfish. As far as i am aware this is 100% to all shellfish. You can't go picking and choosing between the molluscs Jack..

(can only comment on my own allergy. If anyone medically qualified can say different I would be happy to stand corrected x)
 
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You're not violently allergic to it like Jack, though. Who really knows what that means.
 
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The weird sod’s wearing a fucking teething necklace for her poorly mouth and on about whacking all the chilli powder she’s got into her dinner. Chuffing mental (I say that as a certified mentalist).

she didn’t know anything was coming out today because it was the fact his name was trending that triggered the young girl on Twitter to share screenshots of comms she’s had from him. I didn’t see anything too concerning in those tbh, but am annoyed she was caused upset by Jack’s pile on and felt like she couldn’t avoid someone she wanted to.
 
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Is it bad I'm sort of hoping it all kicks off again tonight purely because I've ordered an Indian in, this must be what blokes feel like when they pretend to care about Conor McGregor
 
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I thought her focus over the next few weeks was publishing ouchy mouth recipes? She had 22 written down and was going to publish them to help people and now she is cooking with chorizo and chillies!
 
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