Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

[Silver Linings]

I know it’s childish but i’m HOOTING at some of the terms of endearment i’ve heard for J today.

Rocket
mightymouth
Weapon
Fanny
Moonhowler.

It shouldn’t be funny but in the grand scheme of things having a giggle at these is nowhere near to what she’s up to.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I don;t understand why her publishers have sent her flowers? Why reward such awful behaviour? Or has this whole thing been set up?

Its just bizarre and I cant make sense of it at all.

She's had those for a while, judging by the state of them. Probably sent to her after her meltdown a few days ago but using them now for a pic because she's a twit.

 

[LavaFlake]

I know it’s childish but i’m HOOTING at some of the terms of endearment i’ve heard for J today.

Rocket
mightymouth
Weapon
Fanny
Moonhowler.

It shouldn’t be funny but in the grand scheme of things having a giggle at these is nowhere near to what she’s up to.

Dear heart, same x

 

[NorthernSoul]

“The actual honking state of her”

Love that description, it made laugh up a lung

 

[Silver Linings]

90% vegan. Also are mussels in the same family as oysters? I don’t know seafood.

 

[Tabitha D]

Ohhhh I didn't know that, I only saw it as David Baddiel had retweeted it (bit of a secret crush on him )

I noticed that too. Interesting. He writes kids’ books too I think.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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90% vegan. Also are mussels in the same family as oysters? I don’t know seafood.

I hope her throat doesn't close up again.

 

[colouredlines]

That nduja "substitute" should really be the final nail in her coffin as a food writer.

a) Butter in a Southern Italian dish? No.
b) I presume she's talking about dried chorizo? Dried sausage does not undry itself when you add butter.

This is student living in halls level of food knowledge...

 

[kirkvanhouten]

Well....

 

[Silver Linings]

If she ever complains about her mouth again i’m going to scream.

 

[LavaFlake]

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90% vegan. Also are mussels in the same family as oysters? I don’t know seafood.

Christ any more animal products you want to shove in your gob, Jack? No one would have a problem with this had it not been for her past sanctimonious attitudes - and the fact she says she's still 90% plant based lol.

 

[Lady Punchbag]

I hope her throat doesn't close up again.

Yes, that would be awful...

 

[Silver Linings]

Don’t hold your breath, mate.

 

[Motherwellgirl]

I know it’s childish but i’m HOOTING at some of the terms of endearment i’ve heard for J today.

Rocket
mightymouth
Weapon
Fanny
Moonhowler.

It shouldn’t be funny but in the grand scheme of things having a giggle at these is nowhere near to what she’s up to.

Weapon is such a good insult.

I was talking to someone about someone who was harassing me on twitter and she called him a fanny bangle. That’s a new one on me.

Some of the Scottish people on here might know this insult but a Scottish word for Fanny is fud. She’s an actual fud.

Walloper is another Scottish insult. That’s yet another slang word for genitalia. I have no idea where we get them from.

And in Scotland tit and fanny are often used when you want to insult someone.

Of course in Scotland if you like someone you insult them. But that’s just how we are. I don’t like her and she’s still a fud.

 

[crystaleyesd]

Oh FFS here we go again with the 'I EAT SO UNHEALTHILY' bullshit like it's normal to blend cured meat into a sludge with BUTTER FFS.

 

[Silver Linings]

Christ any more animal products you want to shove in your gob, Jack? No one would have a problem with this had it not been for her past sanctimonious attitudes - and the fact she says she's still 90% plant based lol.

Maybe the mussels are on a bed of grass?

 

[Tabitha D]

Also, why is she so desperate to portray herself as some kind of sex kitten? Why is she always half-threatening to show Twitter her tits? (Do you think she’s disappointed that no one is actually clamouring to see this?)

 

[NorthernSoul]

Spicy chorizo ring and I’m gonna add more spices, yep that ouchy mouth sure going to love this concoction

 

[doop]

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90% vegan. Also are mussels in the same family as oysters? I don’t know seafood.

This has food poisoning written all over it! Let's pray that she won't be sick - if she is, we'll never hear the end of the forty-five pounds she'll lose.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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90% vegan. Also are mussels in the same family as oysters? I don’t know seafood.

Time for an emergency dash to hospital?

The proteins are extremely similar. and if you've developed an allergy to one, it's highly likely you'll develop an allergy to another. Particularly when cross contamination of shellfish is quite likely, what with them coming from the sea and being sold on the same counter in fishmongers and supermarkets such as Waitrose.