Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

[Cucumberthunder]

Another squig is claiming to have given over £600 to Jack (but no receipts given so may be a complete fabrication). They claim they received 4 postcards, did any of the rewards go out? I was under the impression nothing was ever posted.

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Receipts necessary but an interesting look at the current detractors.

Edit: worth mention, it is a very small account. 1 follower, joined in August, bit suspect.

I think at the start (when she still had an admin) some rewards were sent out

 

[Mallerenga]

Another squig is claiming to have given over £600 to Jack (but no receipts given so may be a complete fabrication). They claim they received 4 postcards, did any of the rewards go out? I was under the impression nothing was ever posted.

I think she did manage to post at least a few prints when she still had very few people on Patreon (with the help of Caroline and her hands), but then it ballooned and she probably just couldn't handle it.

BTW anyone looking forward to the Patreon update on 1st October? I am.

 

[Mme Coco]

Same squig (53k followers) 3 weeks apart. Turns out words do have meanings Jack and people do have principles.

I clocked this one on my Twitter feed as I follow them. Active trans rights campaigner. Also RTd by other prominent black rights & equality campaigners. And so it begins…

 

[X452]

It was this one, on her "phwoar, check out the grieving Prince, I want his babies" thread.

Thank you - more and more are seeing the light.

 

[Katkat]

‘It’s my a on the line and I don’t want a rooster up.’
My nomination to join the squad.

 

[Bwidge]

I would like to nominate Quincy for his forensic approach

And Dr Mark Sloan for the Mary Poppins lols

 

[Dogrose]

The Harry thing is another classic example of one of my favourite things, Jack pissing off two opposing groups at the same time. Monarchists are upset with her disrespectful lust, and republicans are upset with her forelock-tugging.

She's really good at this. In fact...I may have just identified her one and only talent.

You’re so right! I can’t wait until she regurgitates some half-understood thing she’s read on Twitter and claims she’s definitely not bisexual because that’s a transphobic term implying there are only two sexes. Twitter will just implode.

 

[Fruitjack]

I’ve been thinking about the unhinged tweets from yesterday. I’m convinced she was trying to do some Wagatha style baiting of someone. I don’t know why or who but the thing is she’s just nowhere near as bright a genuine working class Colleen and it failed miserably. And I’m here for it.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

It looks like November's rewards went out but then nothing.

God that's embarrassing.

 

[Dogrose]

I’ve just noticed the little crown emoji at the end of her Harry tweet. Harry who is ‘not a royal’. God she can’t even keep her story straight in her head for 5 minutes.

He’s neither an officer nor a gentleman either so ~shrug emoji~

 

[MarthaFarkus]

If she has any sense (lol) she’ll keep her trap shut today. She won’t though will she, she’ll carry on in a similar vein as yesterday. Self-destruct button well and truly activated.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I'm very intrigued as to how she'll behave today.

Yesterday was intense. She's getting it from all sides now, and has alienated far too many people who previously were her supporters. Her fan club is getting smaller with every tweet. Hopefully the really intense Flying Monkeys start dropping soon, because they're just as disgusting as she is.

I thought when I saw I'd missed an entire thread that something momentous had happened. I was not prepared for whatever that trip through Jack's brain was.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

It looks like November's rewards went out but then nothing.

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God that's embarrassing.

Oh boy! I found the deleted tweet on the wayback machine so we have a vintage jack post

Sorry frau, I know this isn't news to most of you but as somebody who joined post HH2, it's fascinating to see how certain threads kicked off. I shall have to go snoop the early threads.

 

[itsnotmereally]

I would like to nominate Quincy for his forensic approach

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And Dr Mark Sloan for the Mary Poppins lols

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Merail but two of my absolute faves here.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

There’s what - 5 or 6 (let’s go with 6 as she likes that number) - hefty packages in that post so they’re higher tier subs. In November 2021 when she had barely any subs. No wonder she deleted that photo

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[Wooh]

Hello! First time poster here! Used to be a fan of Jack’s - the Molly thread and the unhinged (and since deleted I think) tweets saying “sb will now be running my Twitter account, you better not send a death threat!” helped me see the light, but it was her gaslighting a genuinely struggling person recently by saying she “never said she was in poverty” that fully had me on Team Grifter.

Anyway, it’s interesting that she had no idea about Harry’s Nazi Cosplay, because this tweet suggests otherwise:

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Hi! We all have our "oh mate, I remember when Jack said the opposite" moments; yours is a good one!

 

[NeoCortex]

‘It’s my a on the line and I don’t want a rooster up.’
My nomination to join the squad.

Inspector Grim?

 

[Five hundred dogs]

My contribution to the deceive squad. She’d have the measure of Jack in a heartbeat, she’d fix Jack with her steely gaze and tell her she’d been “a very silly girl”.

 

[shugabug23]

What the heck have I just read? She's absolutely demented.

Anyway, putting forth Miss Phryne Fisher for the crime squad. Her outfits are better than Jack's.

Spoiler: Slightly OT: Crime Squad Intl division

Miss Phyne Fisher looks delightful, though this Irish ninnie has never heard of her Would you Aussies not put your fellow countryman Alex O’Loughlin (aka Steve Mc Garrett from Hawaii Five-0) on the crime squad. I came across this yday getting his black belt and my crush on him grows daily!