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Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
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Not many of you will recognise this charming fellow, but rest assured, he's here to prevent tinned tomato gazpacho from spreading.
Way back in the dim distant past @Veronicaaa said:
Why is she being such a total bleep?
answer:
its her M.O, she has trained her whole life for this
back I go
Why is she being such a total bleep?
answer:
its her M.O, she has trained her whole life for this
back I go
So who did she have her marathon six hour coke induced shagathon with?
The only person that cares deeply about gazpacho soup is Arnold Rimmer (more reliable than an electric strimmer)
Coming out of hiding to add my favourite police duo of all time. I'll get back to my hiding place until Jack is cancelled. (not really, this holiday is full on, but I'm trying to at least skim read or else I'll never catch up)
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Lowkey has 133k followers compared to Jack's 571k. The likes speak volumes.
I think Gillian Anderson's Stella in The Fall would have Jack's measure...
herself
Still catching up so apologies if it's been covered a hundred times and people have asked since you posted this, but which tweet was this?
I feel like she’s gonna be a massive bellend today and then cry about not being able to watch the funeral in peace. We’ll see 
From last thread about face blindness
wait what
wait what
I’ve just noticed the little crown emoji at the end of her Harry tweet. Harry who is ‘not a royal’. God she can’t even keep her story straight in her head for 5 minutes.
This is actually a great point! Her complete inability to remember her own tweets claiming to be shagging a strapping burger delivery boy is kind of telling on herself, insomuch that she is in the process, revealing that it was all a lie to begin with. Sooo then, thinking back, what stupid tit was she trying to cover up when lying about bleeping burger boy/who was she pathetically trying to make jealous..?
It was this one, on her "phwoar, check out the grieving Prince, I want his babies" thread.
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Apparently squig was a long, LONG time follower of Jack, but he seems to have had enough. He first called her out when she lashed out against Karl.
Another squig is claiming to have given over £600 to Jack (but no receipts given so may be a complete fabrication). They claim they received 4 postcards, did any of the rewards go out? I was under the impression nothing was ever posted.
Receipts necessary but an interesting look at the current detractors.
Edit: worth mention, it is a very small account. 1 follower, joined in August, bit suspect.
Receipts necessary but an interesting look at the current detractors.
Edit: worth mention, it is a very small account. 1 follower, joined in August, bit suspect.
I think she just comes out with this pish because she probs hears the stories from other people and then totally tells it as if it's her life, with added wotcha mary poppins details, innit.
I'm very intrigued as to how she'll behave today.I feel like she’s gonna be a massive bellend today and then cry about not being able to watch the funeral in peace. We’ll see
Yesterday was intense. She's getting it from all sides now, and has alienated far too many people who previously were her supporters. Her fan club is getting smaller with every tweet. Hopefully the really intense Flying Monkeys start dropping soon, because they're just as disgusting as she is.
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