Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

[overdueanadventure]

Good morning, fellow computers!

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Supporting Jack by asking her if she's shagging her cat is a unique approach, squig.

Squig made me laugh - I give you an orcastrated campaign.

But no, Squig, it's just Jack showing her a in public and people pointing out she's showing her a.

Jack, go back to rehab. Then turn the bootstrap ID into a professional account where you talk about food & campaigning and spend a bit of time researching before you post, maybe big-up other voices from time to time, signpost etc.

Have another personal account called Jackspaffs where you say whatever comes into your head with a disclaimer at the top.

 

[Tittykitty]

Got to have these two on the list

 

[hooplifehero]

This was a while ago so maybe it’s been posted, but there’s a significant thread about her following it too. Not just isolated criticism any more but a substantial discourse. (Thread title? maybe not )

 

[GazpachoPolice]

I have finally signed up to the dark side after ages of grunking just to make a bad joke about getting the Gazpacho Police on it.

(For anyone who doesn’t have a clue what I’m on about, I’m channeling USA Republican lunatic/idiot Marjorie Taylor Green who ranted about Nazis only to mistake the Gestapo for the Gazpacho police).

Anyway… as you were. It’s been such a relief to discover you all and realise my gut instincts about Jack Monroe were right.

 

[Adayinthelife]

Surely surely we’ve had the obvious nomination for Chief of Sleb Squad?

 

[SundaySchoolTeacher]

To offer spiritual guidance to the squad, can I suggest Fr Brown comes onboard?

 

[TillyMiffin]

This is actually a great point! Her complete inability to remember her own tweets claiming to be shagging a strapping burger delivery boy is kind of telling on herself, insomuch that she is in the process, revealing that it was all a lie to begin with. Sooo then, thinking back, what stupid tit was she trying to cover up when lying about bleeping burger boy/who was she pathetically trying to make jealous..?

I think Burger Boy was the friend she went to the gig with. She probably put it on him and he succumbed, hence the ‘falling deliciously in love with my best friend’ nonsense. He saw that, freaked out & gave her the ‘better as friends’ crap. Now the total erasure of it all by her.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Jack, go back to rehab. Then turn the bootstrap ID into a professional account where you talk about food & campaigning and spend a bit of time researching before you post, maybe big-up other voices from time to time, signpost etc.

This! Why is no-one IRL intervening??

 

[Beef Curtains]

In case things go medieval...

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Jack is spending the bank holiday creating brand new

 

[Veronicaaa]

Looks like Jack messed with the wrong account. Here's Mikey (ETA who Jack follows) responding to the person who Jack started out being horrible to yesterday.

Morning!

 

[Wooh]

I would like to nominate Quincy for his forensic approach

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And Dr Mark Sloan for the Mary Poppins lols

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Might need a few medical experts to lend a hand

 

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

Good morning, fellow computers!

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Supporting Jack by asking her if she's shagging her cat is a unique approach, squig.

But… has she not mentioned someone multiple times? I’m so confused…,

 

[Nonah]

Jack is spending the bank holiday creating brand new
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So she’s been shagging her housemate? That seems… unwise.

 

[Wooh]

Squig made me laugh - I give you an orcastrated campaign.

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But no, Squig, it's just Jack showing her a in public and people pointing out she's showing her a.

Jack, go back to rehab. Then turn the bootstrap ID into a professional account where you talk about food & campaigning and spend a bit of time researching before you post, maybe big-up other voices from time to time, signpost etc.

Have another personal account called Jackspaffs where you say whatever comes into your head with a disclaimer at the top.

And make the personal account private, PLEASE!!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

So she put her phone in another room 3 hours ago but was still tweeting 2 hours ago so she’s either got really long arms or then moved to a laptop to continue tweeting.

Woken up to an image of Jack with go go gadget arms

 

[Wooh]

So she’s been shagging her housemate? That seems… unwise.

No, we need to keep a steady rein here. The housemate who doesn't exist isn't a bag. He may be the Babadook, though

 

[Hollaaa]

Morning all. Please don’t forget the world’s greatest ever detective mind.
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Big page 53 energy.

 

[Nonah]

No, we need to keep a steady rein here. The housemate who doesn't exist isn't a bag. He may be the Babadook, though

I’m so confused