Seeing so many more of conversations like this. Unthinkable even a couple of months ago.
Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
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Good Lord. The utter narcissism of this obscure cook.
THREAD TITLE! I'll repeat it in a few hours when we are probably at 1000.
THREAD TITLE! I'll repeat it in a few hours when we are probably at 1000.
Quoting myself like a prick, but, bit in bold, I should have said “thirsting over Prince Harry”. As inappropriate as it all was, I don’t think she was being “pervy”.Welcome to another new thread, three ninety-nine and we’re feeling fine
Congratulations to @Veronicaaa for the thread title nomination, and to a squig for the very apt words. You each win an officer and a gentleman, ooh err!
Honourable mentions to @Brian Butterfield and @Valiofthedolls for their noms, unless I’ve got it wrong and you won!
In the last thread, Jack once again managed to offend many different corners of Twitter, and the world, mainly from perving over Prince Harry (not a Royal, who knew) at his grandmother‘s vigil.
Jack’s Twitter just now
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And what else? Sorry for being rubbish at this but it’s midnight and I can’t remember, send recappos!
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I was trying to recap quickly, and rushed my words. This isn’t important, but Jack, if you’re reading, it’s ok to admit you got something wrong.
I genuinely don’t understand how her fans are not looking at her behaviour and slowly backing away instead of insisting she is amazing.
Every crack squad needs a good profiler.
Every crack squad needs a good profiler.
If we’re calling in the elite of rural policing we need a couple more. Ironically with her being so smol she might find some comfort and joy if she fucks off up the model village.
Can we please make it Transatlantic with Brits and Americans working together? I know just the duo.
ETA logged back in to add that I’ve just read they’re still married IRL! Over and out.
ETA logged back in to add that I’ve just read they’re still married IRL! Over and out.
We need to go back in time to engage the services of Bazza 'best fencer in Hollywood's Rathbone's Sherlock Holmes.
Mr Holmes is seen here examining Canal receipts and he is pretty sure that Jimmy Nail was right!
Mr Holmes is seen here examining Canal receipts and he is pretty sure that Jimmy Nail was right!
Morning ninnies.
Thought I'd report that of the 111 replies to this only 4 mention Jack, which is unusual.
She's fucked it
Thought I'd report that of the 111 replies to this only 4 mention Jack, which is unusual.
She's fucked it
What the heck have I just read? She's absolutely demented.
Anyway, putting forth Miss Phryne Fisher for the
crime squad. Her outfits are better than Jack's.
Anyway, putting forth Miss Phryne Fisher for the
crime squad. Her outfits are better than Jack's. 
Hello! First time poster here! Used to be a fan of Jack’s - the Molly thread and the unhinged (and since deleted I think) tweets saying “sb will now be running my Twitter account, you better not send a death threat!” helped me see the light, but it was her gaslighting a genuinely struggling person recently by saying she “never said she was in poverty” that fully had me on Team Grifter.
Anyway, it’s interesting that she had no idea about Harry’s Nazi Cosplay, because this tweet suggests otherwise:
Anyway, it’s interesting that she had no idea about Harry’s Nazi Cosplay, because this tweet suggests otherwise:
Jack does have a touch of the Uncle Monty's about her. Awkwardly sliding herself in when not wanted.
Good morning, fellow computers!
Supporting Jack by asking her if she's shagging her cat is a unique approach, squig.
Supporting Jack by asking her if she's shagging her cat is a unique approach, squig.
She may be quiet today. Big Dave’s probably got her polishing the medals (not a euphemism) in readiness for later. We might get Tired Snippy Jack later, once she’s spent all afternoon stood to attention in front of the box. Who knows. So exciting.
I spose Uncle Monty also had a large ginger cat, a penchant for tweed and … posh men
The Harry thing is another classic example of one of my favourite things, Jack pissing off two opposing groups at the same time. Monarchists are upset with her disrespectful lust, and republicans are upset with her forelock-tugging.
She's really good at this. In fact...I may have just identified her one and only talent.
She's really good at this. In fact...I may have just identified her one and only talent.
Come on lads, I can't believe nobody's enlisted these two for the squad yet (unless I missed it... Grunking / busy etc).
My god. Been a bit unwell so not been around... SO much grunking to do. Just wanted to add there's only one cop required in this situation.
And as she would say to Jack, "stop making a tit of yourself and piss off"
And as she would say to Jack, "stop making a tit of yourself and piss off"
tit, I didn't know this about PH!
Harry the Nazi was international news, it still creeps up in the papers from time to time and is widely remembered, he's never going to shake that off. There's no way she didn't know about it.
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I think we're going to need all of these guys added to the celeb squad. The nine-nine will help keep our spirits up!
And this pair?
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