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[People-huv-tae-know]

LOL like she would ever be offered. And like she wouldn't jump at the chance.

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[Miss Anne Thrope]

This is art

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But you ARE tho! LOL. #winning

 

[Just Lou]

Is she still tweeting? I’m too scared to look.

Too late but this for thread nomination!

 

[Helena Handbasket]

I should go to bed I have a funeral at 11am tomorrow. No not that one, and it’s 95 miles away. But I’m having a small gin and watching (it’s on in the background ) This Country. What a day. Has Jack finally gone to bed?

Love This Country! So so good.
ETA - I also meant to say lots of love for tomorrow

 

[daisymay30]

Is there, perhaps after he dropped the others off at the pub is next stop was essex!

Gene Hunt can burger me any time

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Gene Hunt can burger me any time

There are a lot of fraus thirsty for Gene Hunt. Including

 

[PickledRadish]

"I'm so bleeping tired of this"

"Sowing this is so good...."

"Reaping? Wtf?"

It's this, isn't it:

 

[here we go again]

Ah yes, Jack is frequently referenced as the ambiguous ‘She’.

Jack, your only pronoun is duck off.

 

[FrankReagan]

There are a lot of fraus thirsty for Gene Hunt. Including
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Too short. Love you Gene.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

O don't know if I should share what are technically memes.. so please send adviceos.

Otherwise..

 

[NeoCortex]

Let's not forget June.
Jack would like June a lot, ticks a lot of boxes

Was a bit partial to detective Kate Spears. Till they blew her up

 

[Lazarus]

Honestly I had to concentrate so hard on BCS. Every episode taken in isolation towards the end because I had no idea who was who. How she can watch and tweet is beyond me.

 

[Pavlova]

That's what differentiates between working class and the Jeremy Kyle watching Scroungers jack ain't like.. one has a eucalyptus tree, one doesn't..
Fellows... I have no eucalyptus tree..
Send Eucalyptusos

Ah, now I know what I've been missing all my life. If I bury a jar of Vicks in the front garden will it grow? Cos pov innit...

 

[kachoochoo]

this lil thread is from the squig who did the
"STOP TWEETING YOU ARE RUINING YOUR CAREER" tweet

apparently, they're being positive. everything's bleeping nuts i can't cope

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Honestly I had to concentrate so hard on BCS. Every episode taken in isolation towards the end because I had no idea who was who. How she can watch and tweet is beyond me.

I have (thankfully mild) face blindness; every episode of everything is mysterious to me. Countdown to Jack claiming she has prosopagnosia to add to the rest of her factitious disorders in 3..2..1..

 

[funkyraspberry]

She's off her tits isn't she

 

[Tabitha D]

No way did she not know about Harry’s brush with racism in the past. Absolute lie, I’d bet my last quid on it. The quote tweets are good.

That second tweet in particular is a zinger. It hits the nail right on the head.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

It’s only possible if he’s not on the birth certificate and/or doesn’t have any form of PR. If that’s true, then while she’s a tit for doing it, it’s as much on him as it is her (see also the apparent lack of formal custody agreement).

But I think it’s all bollocks.

He posted about it on his old SM, he was angry. Also Jack shared pics if a school project by her son and his surname was Monroe for that. It could be true.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Lolll this Plath poem. Perfection.
(am having flashbacks to A Level English Lit though, send gin-os)

 

[Bugger13]

Ah, now I know what I've been missing all my life. If I bury a jar of Vicks in the front garden will it grow? Cos pov innit...

Haha, I tried checking poppy seeds all over the garden (the ones you put on bread). Was expecting Flanders fields but no, doesn’t work. Embarrassing, it sounds like the sort of stupidity Jack would recommend (to stay on topic)