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That's what differentiates between working class and the Jeremy Kyle watching Scroungers jack ain't like.. one has a eucalyptus tree, one doesn't..
Fellows... I have no eucalyptus tree..
Send Eucalyptusos
I remember when it broke it was a HUGE Deal.She's talking complete cack. I'm her age (actually a bit younger, so I'd have more of an excuse to not know), and was living in a different countrywhen that story broke, and I am still very, very much aware of it. Even if I gave her the benefit of the doubt (which I SHAN'T) and this was the first she'd heard of it, she hasn't deleted the tweet, because those sweet likes are worth so much more than a little sniff of
hpumble pie about the whole thing. bleep.
Is there, perhaps after he dropped the others off at the pub is next stop was essex!
Burnside and Tosh will have it all sorted in no time!
Absolutely bring snackios.
You’re not Jack so I can trust you with this mission. I’m undecided on my court outfit as I have now ruined several jumpers (all puddle found) in my quest to lengthen them for use as a new Oliver Bonas dress using only safety pins. If I can’t work that out I’m thinking of using my grannie’s horrendously insipid 1980’s Laura Ashley remnants to knock us all up matching dungarees like the Von Trapps? Now duck off 
I heard they’re bringing in Miss Marple coz Jack can’t pronounce Poirot.
Oooh can we have the full team from Life on Mars?
Sgt Ackland will report for duty in a mo with a thoughtful expression. It's Sgt Cryer's day orf.
Polly Page would sort Jack out pronto
Not even 12 hours and it's almost time for a new thread...
[All of Tattle races to get a Gene Hunt gif up first]
Phew, what a grunk. It was only a single evening's worth and I feel like I have MUCH to process before the next episode unfolds in the Bootstrapverse.
It's made me think: I've been posting here for 16 days and I feel like I've lived 16 years worth of chaos in that time. I salute all the ninnies who came before me, particularly those who have had to deal with this undying tit storm since the beginning. You have all done a really big brave. Now duck off!
It's made me think: I've been posting here for 16 days and I feel like I've lived 16 years worth of chaos in that time. I salute all the ninnies who came before me, particularly those who have had to deal with this undying tit storm since the beginning. You have all done a really big brave. Now duck off!
Ackland disapproves of Jacks shenanigans.
Yes, yes she is…
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hope this isn’t crossing any forum boundaries. The conversation seems to clearly reference Jack and has been retweeted I think by the blue ticks above - so I’m considering it adjacent/overlapping.
second squig below is an influential professor
Gene is already on the squad. I have appointed Detective Inspector Viv Deering from No Offence to lead the squad.
This is art
Leaping right ahead to ask where the confused emoji is, because I swear by God and Sonny Jayzus I do not know what this squig means. I think I feel insulted for Scottish Highlanders?
Woooo! Block Jack block!!!
It’s ok, he’s the Mel Gibson version x
(I’m adding Steve Arnott to celeb squad. He can do his real Scottish accent)
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