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If yelling at twitter people doesn't change their minds, why, pray tell, are you even on twitter? Don't you consider this part of your "advocacy" Jack?
She must be tired moving all these goalposts around
This must have been taken on Christmas Day, you can make out the sun glinting off his brooches.
So she knows who Rachel Dolezal is but not that Burnside isn't an actual copper or that Prince Harry was all over the media for dressing up in a Nazi uniform. Perfectly reasonable.
So the Burger
ETA I have no idea what I meant by "So the Burger" - send make-senseos.
This has made my week. I am hooting. She's so unhinged!
ETA I have no idea what I meant by "So the Burger" - send make-senseos.
The Burnside thing is glorious. I bask in its golden rays. Truly wondrous.
If the blue tick is who I think then I think he has a long history of being a fan of hers, also can’t take criticism and I think the recent blue tick has emboldened him to pick which way the wind blows.
Another two non-blue tick accounts with almost 100K followers between them also joined in on adjacent convos. Oopsy, Jack. Quick, bung them
a postcard.
Can I bring snacks? And my court outfit?
Edit to add: oops sorry about the minor chaos. Was meant to quote about not recommending our fave smol pixie for charity campaigns, but she's appearing to cancel herself out anyhow x...
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How long have you got, dear one?
yeah, the professor in that adjacent conversation is a loud and powerful voice. Big trouble for anyone who pisses her off.
interesting that there‘s a significant amount of dissent against Jack right now from people who identify as queer / non binary, which undermines her standard claim that her enemies are transphobes
"Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were part of the celebrity twitter squad here to address my numerous reports..."
“I’m not sure if this is about me or the Queen…”
Thread title nomination?;
She's talking complete cack. I'm her age (actually a bit younger, so I'd have more of an excuse to not know), and was living in a different country
when that story broke, and I am still very, very much aware of it. Even if I gave her the benefit of the doubt (which I SHAN'T) and this was the first she'd heard of it, she hasn't deleted the tweet, because those sweet likes are worth so much more than a little sniff of I am very new to this, and feel very sad that I have come to this modern British novella late in the seasons. I will be sad when it ends and think someone should start a hashtag demanding Daily Kitchen be commissioned so it never ever ends.
The current chaos is better than even early season housewives
I'm adding Burnside to my fantasy Essex Police Celebrity Squad line up. I'll probably bring in Tosh Lines to keep him company.
Must have just got back from helping her dig out the eucalyptus tree the landlord wanted trimmed. Because every working class poor has a eucalyptus tree in their grounds.
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