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[Just Lou]

SB definitely not there because you simply don’t need to put secondary school lads to bed.

I'm lucky if I see mine after 7pm on a non school night. He eventually falls asleep at some stupid hour long after I've taken myself to bed.

 

[Christina31]

Love the name @Helena Handbasket.

 

[here we go again]

She does need a reboot.

A re-boot up her ass.

 

[NeoCortex]

LOL like she would ever be offered. And like she wouldn't jump at the chance.

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Shes also the kind of dickhead that would lift a hose above hear head to cross over it

 

[Foxvint]

Pumped-and-jumped Paella

Smashed and dashed sashimi

 

[Christina31]

“And yes, sometimes I do a wee mischievous tweet to coax some of the worst people who are obsessed with me to reveal themselves and introduce themselves to my block button. Congrats on taking the bait, lads”.

 

[FrumpyCat]

You'd do the hair though, right?

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To be fair, that was quite a funny response.

Although she probably would wear that blouse.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Ha, Georgie Bingham is dreadful.

I have no idea who she is but the shitposting is top notch, really recommend.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Someone did!!!!! (Never watched it so I’ll assume it’s true).

Spoiler: SPOILER FOR BETTER CALL SAUL

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Spoiler: BCS Spoiler

Yep it's true

 

[Just Lou]

Ignorant twat.

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HOW DID SHE NOT KNOW?

Oh wait. Never mind.

 

[BurgerLaBill]

Establishment shill now? Grifter and licking the arse/boots/shoes of her 'betters'? Everyone wins in this game of Jack, don't they? Apart from the people she claims to want to help.

 

[MsGilmore]

I’m still trying to get my head around the Holly and Phil outrage and now Jack is still/is again* a lesbian! Make it make sense!
*delete as appropriate

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Why is she being such a total cunt?

It’s her default setting

 

[Mendacious Trumpet]

I can't believe she has been arguing on twitter the whole time I was asleep I have to go to work Jack!

I really want for this to be the new thread title

but I think it might be this one

 

[Lurkingandlaughing]

in positive news that as experiment prompted me to have this for lunch. There
is really no reason to mess with baked beans

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There is if they are smartprice beans. You cant do that with smart price beans. Only proper ones.

 

[SpudYouHate]

He’s not going to shag you, Penelope GriftSlop!

That's exactly what I want to say (reversed) to all her simps on Twitter though. But then again, she MIGHT well, if they offered her some edible food.

 

[That Forensic Man]

To be honest he was quite curt, not knocking him at all, but it would upset me.

Maybe that's why she's knocked it on the head for tonight on her main account

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Sgt Ackland will report for duty in a mo with a thoughtful expression. It's Sgt Cryer's day orf.

Ackland disapproves of Jacks shenanigans.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

lmao

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I’m not really understanding that whole timeline/story arc.

 

[I steal names]

Ooookaaay...
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I would love them to make an address like this to Big Alan from Govan.