Jack Monroe #394 Stickler for facts and fair reporting

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You don't look like this now.

Also what on earth is she talking to Google about? How to maximise profits through tin rattling?
She is not talking to Google about anything. She is trying embiggen herself by making it sound like she has been invited to talk to Google’s execs.

Google Executive Summits are client-facing sales events. If she is actually speaking at one, I shudder for the Googler who booked her when review time rolls around.
 
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I'm miles behind and will need to grunk at least 100 hours a week but catch up ... But just checking the whole "sickly jack forgot she was dangerously ill and hugged a newborn baby" drama has been captured and didn't get lost in all the Marxist royalist big Dave chaos?
 
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I mean yeah, but she probably didn’t did she
 
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Ok seriously it's time for a family intervention now right? Sharing that level of personal and sensitive detail in tweets would be immediate dismissal for most people, she's got no clue about these things and is becoming (sorry not sorry) an increasingly loose cannon.
 
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Another cringe lie. And while she was there she took the time to tweet something nasty about David Cameron again
 
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Again, Jackeroo, if you don't want your family to be a subject of your Twitter feed, don't drag them into your Twitter feed. You don't HAVE to respond to every fucking tweet. Jesus. I take a short break and return thinking, maybe Jack will be quiet for a bit. Nope, still stepping in shit with both feet.
 
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PS @DisgruntledGoat I was chatting to a colleague about procrastinating on paperwork by making memes and she replied "atta girl, seize the memes of production" and I fell a little bit in love with her.
 
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You'd think so...
 
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Shame Tattle can't stage an intervention. And I mean no malice when I say that. Surely surely, people around her know there's a significant problem?


It's imminent.
I think the publisher visit was about that. She did manage to go quiet for nearly a day but it's a full blown addiction to online attention seeking and I don't think she's capable of stopping without help.
 
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Meanwhile, in Chipping Norton…

Jack: shall I stay for the weekend?

Soho Farmhouse guest relations manager: Oh gosh, well. I’m afraid we’ve got an event on Saturday and you REALLY, really wouldn’t like it. Not your thing at ALL. I’m so sorry! Here’s a bathrobe, please do take it, with our compliments. And some mini shampoos. Let me call you a taxi. On us, absolutely. Bye!

 
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Don’t worry she’s ruined egg and lemon soup on many previous occasions. The last one was full of cauliflower and broccoli I think!?!?
I've seen versions online with veg added and it just doesn't work. The beauty is in the simplicity and the unusual-yet-addictive flavour. Add veg and all you'll taste is the veg. Urgh.
 
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I've seen versions online with veg added and it just doesn't work. The beauty is in the simplicity and the unusual-yet-addictive flavour. Add veg and all you'll taste is the veg. Urgh.
It’s a gentle eat I’m veggie so I only had that version and tbh I don’t love it, but I can see the appeal. Hot, salty, creamy, savoury with a bit of rice floating in it. And chicken if you eat that.
 
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Totally agree with this.

I wish she could have her chaoses on a weekend, she doesn't seem to realise that some of us have to go to work
 
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