The pros would boycott her. Whenever they have a cook on there’s always a thing about how they’ve been bringing in homemade snacks for their pro. Can you imagine? You’d have a sad face moment with Tess using her serious voice as she explains Gio has been rushed to hospital after Jack cooked him an Italian feast including a black pudding, blue cheese and lentil lasagna and authentic arrancini made with sage and onion stuffing and filled with processed cheese singles.
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Well, that's really going to sell that shirt, isn't it? It's clearly too short in the sleeves and body and the only way to avoid it riding up to his ribcage is to stay stock still all the time.
And then someone in the audience shouted out "I've got no bleeping clue you stupid grifter bleep, I'm only sitting through this bullshit for the free dinner and copious amounts of complimentary booze later on"
Normally she gets treated like the headline act at Glasto.
Today she’s Daphne and Celeste at Reading.
Honestly if this doesn't prompt something in the family I don't know what would.
Jack:
Hey! Fam-a-loopa-alop-bam-boom! Lol. How're all diddlin'?Jack: Hello?
Jack: Hell-o-o
Jack: Hell-o-o-o-??? Anyone out there? lol
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Famalam: Jack, seriously, just duck off.
Younger brother -hi, Mum said not to reply to you, Dad is going off on oneJack:
Jack: Hello?
Jack: Hell-o-o
Jack: Hell-o-o-o-??? Anyone out there? lol
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Famalam: Jack, seriously, just duck off.
Jack- why?
YB- you said some twitter thing and he was trend...
Jack - I did NOT say anything he wouldn’t have said HIMSELF that hellsite won’t let me breathe! He should be THANKING ME
*left on read*
I missed being able to say this on the last thread, so apols for the off topic.
No idea how to spoiler. Also sorry.
Pretend this is under a spoiler, ok?
Jack (presumably) isn't Jewish, but she IS part Greek-Cypriot.
My personal old Harold is of the G-C variety, and we often make a very classic Greek-Cypriot soup, Avgolemono, that's the G-C version of the 'make you better' Chicken Soup that many cultures seem to have developed.
Why didn't Jack make that, rather than butcher a Jewish recipe?
(It's just chicken (with bones, skin and fat- so either a whole chicken or wings/ drumsticks) boiled, strained, remove the meat and put aside, cook white rice in the chicken stock water, let cool slightly, add whisked (whole) egg/s and some lemon juice and salt to taste, serve.
It's delicious, cheap, easy and great for when you're ill. (This is the family version of the recipe, which varies from region to region/ family to family.))
Seems easier, cheaper and less culturally-appropriative, but hey, this isn't a rational person we're talking about here, I suppose.
No idea how to spoiler. Also sorry.
Pretend this is under a spoiler, ok?
Jack (presumably) isn't Jewish, but she IS part Greek-Cypriot.
My personal old Harold is of the G-C variety, and we often make a very classic Greek-Cypriot soup, Avgolemono, that's the G-C version of the 'make you better' Chicken Soup that many cultures seem to have developed.
Why didn't Jack make that, rather than butcher a Jewish recipe?
(It's just chicken (with bones, skin and fat- so either a whole chicken or wings/ drumsticks) boiled, strained, remove the meat and put aside, cook white rice in the chicken stock water, let cool slightly, add whisked (whole) egg/s and some lemon juice and salt to taste, serve.
It's delicious, cheap, easy and great for when you're ill. (This is the family version of the recipe, which varies from region to region/ family to family.))
Seems easier, cheaper and less culturally-appropriative, but hey, this isn't a rational person we're talking about here, I suppose.
I'm printing off the entire Marxist-Leninist Royalist Landlord saga and putting it in a lever arch file in case I've got to go away. In fact I might just ask my doctor to give it to me as a depot injection so I can 
for a month at a time.
for a month at a time.
Guys I don’t wanna claim that I’m a demigod or a ruler of the fates or whatever, but this morning at about half 8 before Jack’s nonsense kicked off I bought this t-shirt*…
If I buy a top that says “close her Patreon and banish her from the public eye”… can we make it happen? It would be truly ironic if ill-intentioned consumerism toppled her.
*I’m wearing it for a powerlifting competition to really alienate the judges
If I buy a top that says “close her Patreon and banish her from the public eye”… can we make it happen? It would be truly ironic if ill-intentioned consumerism toppled her.
*I’m wearing it for a powerlifting competition to really alienate the judges
That's because it's all bullshit....
There’s actually a recipe for exactly that in one of her books I used to own. A girl called Jack I think.I missed being able to say this on the last thread, so apols for the off topic.
No idea how to spoiler. Also sorry.
Pretend this is under a spoiler, ok?
Jack (presumably) isn't Jewish, but she IS part Greek-Cypriot.
My personal old Harold is of the G-C variety, and we often make a very classic Greek-Cypriot soup, Avgolemono, that's the G-C version of the 'make you better' Chicken Soup that many cultures seem to have developed.
Why didn't Jack make that, rather than butcher a Jewish recipe?
(It's just chicken (with bones, skin and fat- so either a whole chicken or wings/ drumsticks) boiled, strained, remove the meat and put aside, cook white rice in the chicken stock water, let cool slightly, add whisked (whole) egg/s and some lemon juice and salt to taste, serve.
It's delicious, cheap, easy and great for when you're ill. (This is the family version of the recipe, which varies from region to region/ family to family.))
Seems easier, cheaper and less culturally-appropriative, but hey, this isn't a rational person we're talking about here, I suppose.
We should add it to the wiki as the one time she did a sensible thing
Jumping ahead (LOL what a grunk), but if he has 'social' tenants that would mean he has let it to the local authority. He isnt earning peanuts.
Coming from the past, so effectively Jack has outed her Dad as ‘Mental Mickey’ from Only Fools and Horses.
For those less acquainted with Del, Rodney and the gang, this is the clip that fits
For those less acquainted with Del, Rodney and the gang, this is the clip that fits
Guess what. I've just found out that (surprise surprise) Jack Monroe is embellishing a grain of truth
"The Google Executive Summit is an annual event for their most prestigious clients."
In other words, a show and tell, schmooze the commercial clients in a day long product showcase and sales pitch, mixed with a few talks so the clients can justify it as a legit event.
Not quite the same as "talking to a summit full of Google executives"
Yup. Ive been to events like that. Its loads of talks about what Google is up to, trying to get people to spend money with Google, and mixed in with some guest speaking slots on issues of the day. They've obviously thought 'Cost of Living crisis' - who is vaguely famous that our guests will have heard of who can talk for half an hour?
Shes not going to be advising Google executives in any way, because you dont get to be a Google exec by taking advice from a bleeping moron.
Fantastic
It’s a double-edged sword though isn’t it.. because we will only ever be able to look back on these 5+threads a day wisfully.. life wont be this good ever again. I feel sad now
Spill that
, is this where thumberlina is off to? Her ickle smol flat
I think Jack will take a long time to leave the stage and become increasingly bonkers as the wheels fall off the grift. We still have 5+ bangers ahead of us.
I can’t believe how many people have called her out today, magnificent. I feel a very “where we’re you when Jack Monroe got cancelled for being a grifty tosser?” Moment coming up.
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