Every time I see one of Jacks recipes I think of that old lady in the Vicar of Dibley who made stomach churning stuff, like marmalade and hotdog soup etc
If I put prunes in a pie I certainly wouldn't admit to it.I just dread to think how many tins of Del monte she was gifted if the bleeding prunes are still being wheeled out at every opportunity
Why Jack cheer?I think the third pie says 'BED' and she'll greedily devour it in bed later. The one that looks like an arsehole will be inhaled while she's tweeting from the bog in the morning.
Why Jack tweet on toilet?If I put prunes in a pie I certainly wouldn't admit to it.
Is the a-hole one for Content and modeled on the dog's own bum hole?Why Jack cheer?
Night pie here.
Why she sigh?
Can't fry
bed pie.
Why so snippy?
Bald the housemate
fled to chippy.
Ah right. That’s why I’d blocked them on Twitter. She is a massive fan of Jack. Well done TD for being the better person.Oh that is disappointing. It's a really good idea too but if they're a Jack stan, that causes me issues around trust and so I SHAN'T donate. Just to be clear I'm not accusing the fundraising squig of anything but if they can't see what's wrong with how Jack had run the Teemill fundraiser and her Patreon then I can't take the chance. I shall continue to stick dried herbs and spices in the foodbank box at the supermarket but I really liked the idea of giving people their own basic collection as it opens up so many possibilities for making food go further. Even just something as simple as stirring a bit of smoked paprika through unrinsed baked beans livens them up no end, especially cheaper brands. That might work with unrinsed hoops too, now I come to think of it.
If I could sew and had any artistic skills I’d embroider that onto a cushion. Now fuck off xWhy Jack cheer?
Night pie here.
Why she sigh?
Can't fry
bed pie.
Why so snippy?
Bald the housemate
fled to chippy.
Why Jack tweet on toilet?
Prunes in pie, and nearly soiled it.
(Sorry)
Disgusting. That's what it is.Have to drag this through from the last thread too. Seriously, what is the grey bit??
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We are not your family. This is not WhatsApp. Get your own material, pal.
I've got a roomba, mine gets right to the edges and into corners, it has a brush on the front that rotates and flicks stuff in front of the roomba which then vacuums it up.🥱
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Disgusting is the secret ingredient in every Jack recipe. It's her version of the KFC secret recipe.Disgusting. That's what it is.
Sounds like a Victorian mourning dish.
Unfortunately for our Jackie if you text 'ran into a mate' she will obviously take you literally with her autism and think you had a head-on collision while out for a jog.I would immediately text back "Really sorry, just ran into a mate and we've gone for a bite to eat". Then I would go missing for a week or two until I was sure she'd had to bin it.
They already all had one together but had to pretend to be novices when Jack set up hers.Is it just me or has every family had a WhatsApp group forever, already? And yet here’s Jack just setting one up?
I bet everyone was delighted when she created that group.
I imagine most of them stick to the group they'd set up to bitch about how ghastly Jack is.Is it just me or has every family had a WhatsApp group forever, already? And yet here’s Jack just setting one up?
I bet everyone was delighted when she created that group.
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