Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit

[AndrewsDaddy]

Jack actually did like an hour of work today? Wow! Almost up to approximately 12 hours for the whole of September thus far!

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VBI must be coming any day now, what with all the secret behind the scenes work.

She has provided horrible cold remedy (time effort estimate 3 min max) (could also be used as recipe for gravy or acne )

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Ah ok it’s Vogue article! Makes sense-she is the bootlicker cook after all. Wonder if she also took Tatler, The Lady and Horse & Hound?
And thankspaceyou for that @Valiofthedolls

 

[GrannyOgg]

"You’re in the Washington Post this morning!"
"Today’s recipe"
"Dec 10, 2018"

What the

ETA oh dear

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I don’t subscribe to the newsletter so I assumed she was in that, never crossed my mind it was in 2018. It’s really interesting that she wasn’t sure that a mention in WaPo would be positive

 

[BurgerLaBill]

Between the absolutely bogging pies and the performative AA'ing, I felt like my eyes are melting.

 

[AlwightDallin]

It’s not rosemary that’s cured your scratchy throat, Jack. It’s abstinence (was it SB weekend by any chance?)

 

[ForgettyBetty]

@Lazarus I was 45/6, (flood, flood, nada) hence my gp DID test to confirm meno rather than any other issue. She said mid to late 40s is getting more common vs previous generations early to mid50s norm Took three years to get onto hrt but it's a big help

 

[Hollaaa]

Wait, there was cinnamon coca-cola? Huge, if true.

 

[Smeghead]

Son's been at it again...

Top part...
Well, it's no more nonsense that JM's usual nonsense, I suppose.

Chip off the old block, Spud

 

[Helatruralhome]

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100g of sugar I feel diabetic just reading that

 

[TheMcMommy]

Her pies look bogging. So wet and gristly?

The Eye of Sauron strikes again.

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To be fair to Jack (though she doesn't deserve my help), I believe the pie is raw and I'm sure the finished product looked much better (couldn't look worse, could it?) Also, I do think poultry and prune and poultry and black pudding are fairly well-known combos...but all together and in a pie, I'm not so sure. Her food is all just so kitchen sink isn't it? 'Bung it in a curry' has morphed into 'chuck it in a pie'.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Sorry but those pies? No.

Those pies would be turned down by mrs lovett and sweeny todd.

Whats the goss from granny ogg?

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Hold on Fraus can’t we get forensic here

housemate‘s name is B—-D

You're all assuming the pie is the correct way up...

It could well be the other way..

 

[Wooh]

Perhaps Jack has recently watched The Bodyguard TV show with Keeley Hawes and Rochard Madden in, and has decided that she needs a bodyguard called Budd in her own life?

I'm so confused by the lodger who's been there for years but also wasn't there a few months ago.

It's not the first time Buffy the Vampire Slayer parallels have been drawn

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I think we all know why they are

Yes we do.

She's listing them on eBay cause she's absolutely shakingly desperate to buy more ready roll pastry.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

That. Is not. A. Stetson.

Stetson don't just make the hats you think of as stetsons.

 

[KingBabar]

Think I have found another sock. A magical one.

Does it have a detective in its handle? I saw a possible that was following the usual suspects, plus Ryanair and a security consultant just before Jack headed to Dublin. I think there were more tweets then than are currently showing.

 

[SpudYouHate]

Interesting how different her voice is in this video

Still very nasal and 'rabbit in the headlights', but yes, very different from today.

Everything she says is about her. That trip gave her so much opportunity to learn and grow... Totally wasted on her.

Those were indeed amazing women. Very sad that Jack didn't learn more from them, really.

 

[mackjonroe]

She looks like Mark 'Chopper' Read in these photos.
*for anyone who doesn't know, Mark Read was an infamous Australian criminal, standover man, killer and author. He was portrayed brilliantly by Eric Bana in the 2000(?)
fillum Chopper.
Anyhoo, she looks like a gormless, PC version of Uncle Chop Chop.

Uncle chop chop has had me proper laughing out loud

 

[Baxtyboo]

Her pies look bogging. So wet and gristly?

The Eye of Sauron strikes again.

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More like a cataract

 

[Nurseali]

I’ve been trying to find the “send my flying monkeys once around the block and back for tea” tweet but I’m having no luck. When did she post that? I ask, because I want to juxtapose it with this. Fellow ninnies, may I present

Spoiler: ”Not in my name” Karmic Jack, 2015

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I PROMISE this is not me being a twat- I did not write this! I just lifted this right off her blog. All her own words. Because if I have not love, I have nothing.

Mmm smells like hypocrisy.. She really forgets what she writes doesn't she