Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit

[Ablemabel]

We had a damaged vacuum cleaner cord (rabbits ) and we did the repair ourselves relatively cheaply. And we have taken extra steps to prevent it being damaged again. She has no idea how wasteful and out of touch she is. She just loves an excuse to buy shit.

Babe, same.

 

[PorkandBeans]

Just checked my American edition of WaPo--she's not in there today and hasn't been in there since 2018. We are too busy wondering what Grifter-in-Chief Donald Trump is doing in DC today. Perhaps been called before a grand jury (we can only hope). Jack must be in the UK edition.

ETA: looks like it's just a retweet of the old recipe.

Can confirm. No nasty Jackburgers on my WaPo. The muffin recipes look good, though.

 

[HotesTilaire]

You don’t need to capitalise “White”, Jack, you fucking dolt. Black is capitalised to signify political blackness. Only white supremacists capitalise white.

Womp womp, I guess?

I she must be fewmin that THAT MAN is intergenerationally mixed.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

The follow up is even more irritating, somehow.

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She shares the same fashion sense as urusla and terrible makeup.

 

[domeafavour]

Morning all, the Provide CIC "NHS" event is this one posted by @OhHeck in the past thread. Jack is up at 2-3PM today.

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Edited because I have no reading comprehension apparently.

Any Fraus able to listen?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

WHERE is the investigative journalism?

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Why is that where she gets her supply, slap grill and some slap and tickle with a "cheese and onion flavoured, union jack coloured tickler"!

Stay classy love.

 

[SpudYouHate]

Anyone up for listening?

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Please don't let me suffer alone!!

Despite registering, I can't seem to get into her 'talk'. No link has been sent out and it should be starting imminently. What's going on?!

 

[House of Carbonara]

I still do, though it gives me nasty feeling in my poor ickle bunny tummy.

A shared guilty pleasure...

 

[NeoCortex]

Why you womp?
Prunes to chomp.

What is womp, though? I'm not familiar with that word. In the Harry Potter books there was a whomping willow which was a violent kind of tree. Perhaps Jack has been attacked by a big sentient plant? It sounds farfetched, but remember that Pumbles have lived in her house, so it wouldn't be the first supernatural being to emerge from the bungalow. Or maybe womp is a type of SOS message. ''Womp twice if you need help.'' Her vocabulary is full of mysteries.

Its an old sound effect if I recall.

 

[Doddery old dear]

I genuinely didn’t know that and may or may not have capitalised on various occasions.

New to me too ! Everyday is a school day !

 

[SpudYouHate]

One of the Feminax line (?) is Naproxen. I think it’s the Ultra one and it’s got quite strict imstructions for use. Never again (whilst on SSRIs anyway!).

Oh, I didn't realise that was the Prox. ta..

 

[sleepingsatellite]

I came across @beatthebudget on insta tonight. She does budget meals for herself (uni student) - 5 lunches for a fiver type thing, and does a meal plan for a £20 shop from our favourite smol pixie's supermarket -including a collab with them Plus her food looks good and varied and - hold on to your stetson hats - not sloppy

Me too! I love her work!

 

[House of Carbonara]

Terrifyingly accurate!

That's an eye opener for sure.