Eek, hopefully his little shop wasn't in Amsterdam!Baldy bloke in Arcade Fire pic (of course Jack was delighted to get free tickets to the concert of a sex offender. Of course) is CEO of an aquaponics farm. The company bio talks about all his finance experience. Is he Old Harold? Paging @Jay-cloth Cow
No - Old harold works in aBaldy bloke in Arcade Fire pic (of course Jack was delighted to get free tickets to the concert of a sex offender. Of course) is CEO of an aquaponics farm. The company bio talks about all his finance experience. Is he Old Harold? Paging @Jay-cloth Cow
Because we keep saying she doesn't have any friends!I wonder why she's suddenly tagging in people after ~respecting their privacy~ for so long.
Poor Jack. "I've done a sex for six hours", "I know people".Because we keep saying she doesn't have any friends!
Oh wonderful find BG. Not a shift worker then. I had hoped it was our first glimpse of Burger le Bill. After finally managing to escape, would OH risk being within a mile of our heroine?Baldy bloke in Arcade Fire pic (of course Jack was delighted to get free tickets to the concert of a sex offender. Of course) is CEO of an aquaponics farm. The company bio talks about all his finance experience. Is he Old Harold? Paging @Jay-cloth Cow
Sorry, not aquaponics, an underground farm.Baldy bloke in Arcade Fire pic (of course Jack was delighted to get free tickets to the concert of a sex offender. Of course) is CEO of an aquaponics farm. The company bio talks about all his finance experience. Is he Old Harold? Paging @Jay-cloth Cow
"Goodbye snotty nose..." she can call it, as it'll be about herself. Toot tootI hope she suddenly experiences an overwhelming urge to conquer one of her deepest fears this weekend, and we get a shaky cover of Candle In The Wind uploaded to YouTube.
He does look very much like the bloke in the window reflection of one of the pics of Cooper and mini cooper. I wonder if HE knows what happened to the kitten?Baldy bloke in Arcade Fire pic (of course Jack was delighted to get free tickets to the concert of a sex offender. Of course) is CEO of an aquaponics farm. The company bio talks about all his finance experience. Is he Old Harold? Paging @Jay-cloth Cow
I know I absolutely LOATHE that term “with this one”. It’s even more ridiculous when no one fucking knows who “this one” even is!!!can’t believe Jack wrote “with this one” - a phrase on the level of “hubs” and “holibobs”
her bodyguard looks like he‘d move apologetically out of the way if he was standing in front of the Sky sports at my local pub
Oh my at the risk ofSorry, not aquaponics, an underground farm.
Seems the type to have a big car, that’s all I’m saying.
I’m here for Jack’s “Friendship ended with women, now bald middle-aged men are my meal ticket” era, anyway.
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She says 'two best boys' though, doesn't she? Alluding to the SB being there?Nah, where the heck is she leaving the dog (and the kid) for all these spur of the moment outings though #mither
I'm assuming she has no tastebuds.She uses the word delicious more te describe her beaus than her food. Really makes you think!
Why do I imagine her acting exactly like this as soon as a man enters the room?Oh wonderful find BG. Not a shift worker then. I had hoped it was our first glimpse of Burger le Bill. After finally managing to escape, would OH risk being within a mile of our heroine?
She has obviously taken to telling every bloke she comes into contact with that they are her bodyguard. I bet she giggles winningly and toys with her hair.
Smol Pixie, permanently in need of rescue, applications from strong men welcomed. Please include bank statements with CV.
I was going to comment on the obvious (and hilarious) filter applied, but you've worded it far better than I ever could.Sorry for three posts in short succession, I don’t want to start work, but
a) the photo is hilarious because it shows the drastic filtering Jack uses as a default. On her massive toothy gob and shark eyes it’s uncanny valley territory, but on a bald man it’s just full blurry potato. A face with no edges. A soft Camembert visage.
b) that Jack would even joke about needing a bodyguard among a group of fans as milquetoast as that of Arcade Fire demonstrates absolute peak delusion. Literally nobody cares about your existence, Jack, they’re too busy apologising for Win. Also to reduce someone who seems to be quite a successful person to her protection is narc 101.
so did bright yellow squig and green squig give away the tickets because they didn’t want to support a now-known sex offender but knew jack wouldn’t give a shit
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