I thought it was the old pal she was falling deliciously in love with. It’s deliberately worded Obscurely. Probably took her ages to come up with just the right word combinatio. Is it from Instagram?So she is still going with this needing a bodyguard thing
Sigh.
One of my FB friends has posted it with the author listed as Joanne Boyle. I've seen it posted so many times now, I keep cracking up every time.I really want to know who penned that poem doing the rounds. Jodie Marsh posted it on her Instagram. Maybe Jackie could put it to music and do an Elton at the funeral.
Yes I was wondering that too. SB's first week back in a new school year and she goes off to Dublin then the more expensive London after doing bugger all the entire summer holidays.Nah, where the heck is she leaving the dog (and the kid) for all these spur of the moment outings though #mither
I think the Arcade Fire tickets were “up in the gods” aka cheap (not really cheap though) and #kindly gifted by a friend at the last minute. Which we all know means in Jack Maffs total cost 0pYes I was wondering that too. SB's first week back in a new school year and she goes off to Dublin then the more expensive London after doing bugger all the entire summer holidays.
(Still fascinated how London was too expensive to get to for an interview, but fine for a concert on a whim).
Ah those puddle tickets. Not boughtbypatreondrop tickets.I think the Arcade Fire tickets were “up in the gods” aka cheap (not really cheap though) and #kindly gifted by a friend at the last minute. Which we all know means in Jack Maffs total cost 0p
Christ let her BREATHEAh those puddle tickets. Not boughtbypatreondrop tickets.
Still keen to know how she got to Bristol and back, Dublin and back, London Town and back but still can't afford shampoo for herself and her son.
We know SB doesn't really live there, but I hope to goodness Content doesn't either. She's got form for just leaving animals on their own unfortunately.Nah, where the heck is she leaving the dog (and the kid) for all these spur of the moment outings though #mither
Ahh yes. I didn't clock who it was. That makes sense.Pretty sure she knows Stephanie Yeboah's (who is a bit of a shit show herself - got sacked from a high profile magazine job once her anti Semitic tweets surfaced) followers would jump on her if Steph gave the word.
It's from 'You Can Call Me Al' by Paul Simon. She's definitely been tricksy where she posts it, like you say though. She's abandoned FB, and very rarely used IG anymore.Ahh yes. I didn't clock who it was. That makes sense.
Re Arcade Fire - I assume she wanted to show off, but was too scared to post on Twitter in case she get jumped on by royalists this time?
If you'll be my bodyguard.. etc .... Is lyrics from somewhere. Is that guy close protection or her softly gently falling in love bloke?
I stopped following Stephanie a while ago but she's still in her 'I hate the monarchy' phase from the Jubilee and hasn't flipped back to her thrilled to attend an event held by the Duchess of Cornwall at Clarence House phase from earlier on this year then?
Yep. She’s deleted it. I was awake for most of the night, should have taken screenshots but someone commented on it and she responded to them just after 3 and I can’t remember what it was.If the post of Al and her bodyguard/Mr Burgers for Sex was on IG I can no longer see it.
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