Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs

[Boyo]

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And now all I can think is “PC Slopper”

 

[Funsizes]

duck me that pie sounds rank

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

When she posted earlier “let’s get trolling” I’m unsure now whether those pies are trolling us. It’s impossible to know, chicken bacon prune celery carrot?

The bodyguard tweets are her trolling

 

[House of Carbonara]

They’ll have to call it Ouchy Originals

Bravo!

 

[GrannyOgg]

Are the pies an attempt to bury the fact she’s been reported to the cops?

 

[HotesTilaire]

If Action Fraud do anything. They told me it was a no-go.

 

[GrannyOgg]

If Action Fraud do anything. They told me it was a no-go.

When was that? What reason did they give? This country is so corrupt

 

[MooBelle]

Once a year my pharmacist, not always the same person, takes me into his/her consulting room where they ask me if I understand my meds and am I having any side effects, if it is the right time of year they then remind me to have the flu jab, never, ever have they asked anything of my working/home life. That said I’m neither a smol pixie nor a famous pov campaigner but I have seen Queen Elizabeth, in close up, twice and a couple of times when she passed in her car.

Same here.
In my case it is steroids, which I take a lot of. On occasion a pharmacist will take me to one side when handing over my medicines. They just ask if everything is OK and if I've had the blood tests and bone scan I have annually. They too use the opportunity to remind me of my flu jab.
Occasionally you get into a bit of a chat but I've never talked about work or home life and no one has ever suggested I rest for 48 hours because I'm such a precious smol pixie.

 

[Captainmouse]

Can we not ignore that Content chewed through an electrical wire?!

Puppies chew, yep, they get itchy teeth and it's how they explore the world, but it's your job as their owner to provide safe spaces to do this, and discipline to stop them being destructive. Jack is a terrible pet owner. She's lucky the hoover wasn't plugged in.

(She really makes me angry with her pet neglect.)

Let’s hope puppy hasn’t ingested wire, big vet bill on the horizon

 

[jenny2603]

If Action Fraud do anything. They told me it was a no-go.

I wonder if you'd have to be directly affected in order for them to act. If it's been reported by a previous donor with receipts it might be taken more seriously.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I wonder if you'd have to be directly affected in order for them to act. If it's been reported by a previous donor with receipts it might be taken more seriously.

It was back when T Mill happened, after a while they said it didn’t meet the threshold or something.

 

[Lazarus]

Anyone else seeing B??D on the pie? BALD?

BRAD?

 

[Marj24]

That might be preferable.

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Mrs Cropley lives on in Jack

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

I thought her oven was broken?

Oy vey!

I thought her oven was broken?

THIS! An inconsistency or…. She’s going to cook them by:
A) leaving in lemon juice in fridge
B) microwave in a bowl covered in cling film
C) fry in egg
D) pop in a plastic bag in the kettle
E) build a fire of eucalyptus wood
F) pop in a hay oven full of (rather than hay) content’s fur scrapped by broom from the carpet using her crumbly ickle joints

 

[jenny2603]

Oi

THIS! An inconsistency or…. She’s going to cook them by:
A) leaving in lemon juice in fridge
B) microwave in a bowl covered in cling film
C) fry in egg
D) pop in a plastic bag in the kettle
E) build a fire of eucalyptus wood
F) pop in a hay oven full of (rather than hay) content’s fur scrapped by broom from the carpet using her crumbly ickle joints

Dear heart, surely she'll just soak them in the juice from a tin of pineapple chunks. Cooks anything, apparently.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Breaking news:

Lodger has just text replied:
I quote,
"Jack, please, I've told you, I don't mind paying double... Just don't make.me eat any more of your "cooking", the Dr said that one more stomach pump might rupture something."

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Is she now living with Boo Radley?

 

[Mokie]

No pharmacist would ever recommend TCP mouthwashes. It’s a disinfectant ffs.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I am actually unwell today (menopausal PMT duck everyone). I did not make pies. I ordered pizza.

 

[GrannyOgg]

It was back when T Mill happened, after a while they said it didn’t meet the threshold or something.

Let’s hope that, in light of recent events, that’s changed