Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs

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Why Jack sad
Phillip is in a freezer
Why Jack Mad
He was a lovely geezer
That she no doubt also met dozens of times courtesy of her BFF Liz.

Sorry, just really wanted to get the freezer rhyme in there.
 
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so did bright yellow squig and green squig give away the tickets because they didn’t want to support a now-known sex offender but knew jack wouldn’t give a shit
Also because it’s well known that people who work 100+ hour weeks are often free at the very last moment for gigs.
 
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I love the way that Bootstrap Cook, always such a stupid brand for so many reasons, has finally mutated into Bootlick Cook. It serves her right for not picking 'Shoestring Cook', which actually makes sense.
 
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Conveniently ill again. "I've got commitments next week that I'd like to get out of. So I am laying a trail."

Also, 'huge speaking/work bit' = doing a share at AA. Speaking to three therapists on speed dial.
 
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Jack has mentioned a cocked hat a lot recently and I didn't know wtf a cocked hat is. Naturally I googled and found out it can be a bicorne or tricorne hat. Given Jack's love of threes, I reckon she would wear a tricorne cocked hat.
 
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Conveniently ill again. "I've got commitments next week that I'd like to get out of. So I am laying a trail."

Also, 'huge speaking/work bit' = doing a share at AA. Speaking to three therapists on speed dial.
I'm astounded (not really) that a woman who lives on her own catches more viruses and bugs than I as a mother of three does and each of my children goes to a different place of education which increases our susceptibility. 100% she cosplayed being ill to stay off school too.
 
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She's trying a complicated balancing act (“I really want to insert myself in this narrative because I can't help it” + “I really don't want to come across as a royalist to my [apparently] mainly republican audience”). And it's not really working, is it?
 
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Wow she's hella adamant she doesn't have covid. Blames her sons school too

Bitch I had 3 jabs and still caught it...moron
 
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Why is it Jackie always blames over work and never in the fact that they are angry that the Queen had the audacity to die and get sympathy that Jackie feels should be hers
TW@T
 
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