Big Dave the Marxist's going to be devvoed
She borrowed the fire engine at the same time as the uniform and drove him there sirens blazingDon't forget Big Dave had to hitchhike 50 miles to work in his firefighter uniform. Maybe he's only allowed to drive on special occasions, or when there's no risk of a stray gold trifle causing a pile-up.
She is the Queen of BullshitLike duck she has met the Queen a few times. What a whopping lie to tell!
I also have doubts.Like duck she has met the Queen a few times. What a whopping lie to tell!
We can have rinsed hoops as the official coronation meal!Do you think she’s quietly working behind the scenes planning the wake.
Or is at home with the funeral plans spread out across the table.
One way or another she’ll insert herself in there somewhere.
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How many roundabouts are there between Southend and Buckingham Palace?She borrowed the fire engine at the same time as the uniform and drove him there sirens blazing
Queen of CuntsShe is the Queen of Bullshit
Would she be there when big Dave got his MBE? I’ve honestly no idea if kids go tooLike duck she has met the Queen a few times. What a whopping lie to tell!
Held lovingly in hands grimed black in honour of the occasion.I think she’ll do a breakfast smoothie bowl with a picture of a corgi on it
I think it was this...She has DEFINITELY used these exact words about the decade in a job she neither asked nor applied for to describe herself hasn’t she? Or am I in a fuge state?
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We need to know if the Queen ever used the words "lingering honk" if so, Jack is telling the truth. If not, she's lying but does leave a lingering honk trailing in her wake.Jack met the Queen a few times?Pics or it didn't happen as the old internet saying goes.
Where have you been?!Jack met the Queen a few times?Pics or it didn't happen as the old internet saying goes.
Queen of our sharts.