Jack Monroe #390 Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow

[Toffee finger]

Jack managing to wangle herself in to her condolences of course

 

[That Forensic Man]

Jack thought she got a day off

 

[Dogmuck]

She means from the 50s to the 20s “across” 8 decades

I think she should have written over 7 decades of tirelessly working for your country, spanning 8 decades if that’s what she meant but she wrote “after 8 decades of tirelessly working for your country” - I think she forgot that her celebration for the 70th anniversary was sitting astride Big Daves Big Gun

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Ah the classique “whatever your thoughts it’s not the time…but here are all of my thoughts because it is apparently the time for those”
What if my thoughts are the same as yours Jack? Will it be ok then or still no coz only your thoughts are valid?
Answers on a pumble.

 

[Dogmuck]

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[Onestorytoomany]

Poor old Queen, pet please for once just have some respect and be quiet.

 

[jenny2603]

This is a new one…. Jack has met the queen a few times?

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Naturally Her Majesty was keen to finally meet a human being lazier than her own sister, a feat she'd previously thought impossible until Jack became a thing.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I liked the Queen. She was a constant and always a pleasure to see on the TV. I never met her or ever saw her in person, but even so, it was good to know that there was at least one person that we could look to that shone a positive light on the nation. We can't always rely on the prime minister or politicians to be a positive for us on the world stage, but the Queen was evidently respected by many.
She'll be missed..

Jack, however, can sod off.

 

[Clarends]

Martin Lewis said people had told him to stop trying to explain the energy statement today but he did anyway. And made a video. Not got the day off.

 

[Malkiavelli]

It’s always easy to spot a narcissist by a misplaced belief that every event of note requires their input.

 

[For the truth]

Jack managing to wangle herself in to her condolences of course

Totally! Not the time but let

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Arise Dame Jack! I mean what a load of crap.

 

[KingPrawnOkay]

Even when she’s paying her respects to the Queen of all people, she still has to wind people (maybe just me) up by putting “thankyou”, ffs. twit.

 

[Terrible]

This has to be Jack’s biggest whopper yet doesn‘t it? If she’d ever met the Queen you can guarantee we would have known about it in excruciating detail.

 

[kachoochoo]

Remind me what Madge did to you?

Spoiler: ot her maj rudeness

when she was taking a tour of the country to launch the intercity 225, a bunch of us from school were chosen to stand around in the station for when she got off the train for a walkabout. my mam gave me a bunch of lilies to give her. i did a really nice curtsey and presented liz with said lilies and she just went, "oh, more flowers" and went on her way. i became a republican in that moment.

may she rest in peace.

and, tbf, she did get a *lot* of flowers

 

[Emmapism]

If it's not the time then why is she sticking her oar in? Always always always trying to go viral, no matter the circumstances.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I agree that crass comments about the Queen aren’t necessary, but really people can say what they want, so duck off with the lectures Jack thankyou.

She could have just paid tribute and left it like that without lecturing people. Bet she is desperate for people to make crass comments so she can argue all night on twitter

 

[Smeghead]

I think she should have written over 7 decades of tirelessly working for your country, spanning 8 decades if that’s what she meant but she wrote “after 8 decades of tirelessly working for your country” - I think she forgot that her celebration for the 70th anniversary was sitting astride Big Daves Big Gun

I think that was one of the days she met the Queen. Big Dave had enough of the petulant little twerp and fired Jack into Buckingham Palace. Either that or through Prince Harry who she used to chat to on the phone

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Where did the bench press thing come from? Did Jack actually say this?

Yes, absolutely. It's from a New Statesman article where she also claims to have had a hard, masculine body then includes a photo where she looks like a normal mum in their early 40s.

 

[MistyWindows]

It’s always easy to spot a narcissist by a misplaced belief that every event of note requires their input.

I can think of a few instances where she didn’t feel the need to be respectful of someone’s death, let’s just say that.
Not really sure how to feel except Jack can sod off. I know it’s pessimist of me to say but I bet she’s absolutely chuffed to bits about that nonsense earlier with her ‘defending’ her dressing down. Now she can make herself feel even more morally superior.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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JM #391: It's not about YOU today.