Jack Monroe #390 Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow

[mchops]

Someone go check on Neil Kinnock, sorry pal

 

[miss_terious]

She’s deserves a rest, as though she’s gone off to Skegness for a weekend, not popped her clogs.

"it's been a real pleasure" like they were bffs and had tea every wednesday

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

This is a new one…. Jack has met the queen a few times?

 

[traumatised sideboard]

No mention of all the bench pressing. Really makes you think.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She’s deserves a rest, as though she’s gone off to Skegness for a weekend, not popped her clogs.

Hasn't Jack applied that job description to herself in the past? I didn't ask for this etc etc.
I'm no royalist but it seems a bit cruel to have wheeled out a frail and ill old lady to meet the latest in a revolving door of PMs.

 

[Dogmuck]

She’s deserves a rest, as though she’s gone off to Skegness for a weekend, not popped her clogs.

8 decades? Pretty sure it was her platinum this year
#septuagenariantruther #70years #7decades #Pythagorus #forensic

 

[tattybrogan]

8 decades? Pretty sure it was her platinum this year

thats her smol pixie ADHD brain, she can’t count, hope that helps x

 

[hooplifehero]

This is a new one…. Jack has met the queen a few times?

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A family HAS, not have... you laser-focused wordsmith.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

This is a new one…. Jack has met the queen a few times?

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Maybe through Big Dave.
I'm sure a lot of genuinely poor people felt lucky to have a woman with lots of property, treasure and a gold throne as a figurehead Jack.

 

[SpudYouHate]

She’s deserves a rest, as though she’s gone off to Skegness for a weekend, not popped her clogs.

Again, somehow manages to make it sound like the Queen was HER personal servant, or something.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Waiting for Jack to apologise to Jamie Oliver again, just to tie everything together.

 

[hooplifehero]

I am just catching up and I'm tired so I genuinely can't tell how much of this is a joke and how much is serious...so apologies if this is stating the bleedin' obvious but this was never Dublin. British Army were never on the streets of Dublin (well, not since partition in the 1920s) so what you're describing is Belfast or Derry. I'm sure Jack knows this too as her mother is from Northern Ireland.

Sorry, yes, was meant as a parody of Jack's mistaken beliefs and stereotypes about Ireland.

 

[HotesTilaire]

8 decades? Pretty sure it was her platinum this year

She means from the 50s to the 20s “across” 8 decades

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Bootlicker Cook

 

[Clarends]

Where did the bench press thing come from? Did Jack actually say this?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Waiting for Jack to apologise to Jamie Oliver again, just to tie everything together.

Express article incoming. Carole Malone is away. You have been WARNED.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Having a little look at her Instagram and no doubt this has already been seen but Fraus, I give you a contender to the Pumble - the BUDINO

How does she know what a choir or archangels tastes like?

Her flowery prose is bleeping appalling.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Jack has asked for no crass or petty remarks. How long until she's tearing a strip off someone?

 

[FrumpyCat]

This is a new one…. Jack has met the queen a few times?

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doubtless Harry introduced them.

 

[Moxie_George]

This is a new one…. Jack has met the queen a few times?

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I agree that crass comments about the Queen aren’t necessary, but really people can say what they want, so duck off with the lectures Jack thankyou.