Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon

[chocolate choux]

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Poor SB, first he had to buy his own sausages, now his books are being taken away

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Just enjoy your bath and stop reposting stuff you’ve seen on Tattle FFS.

 

[Debarkle]

And now feelings of regret come flooding and she’s trying the redeem herself (yes the coke allegation tweet has gone)

Too late to start back tracking, Jack.

 

[Pocahontas]

I’m just Scottish....... and a bit cheeky.

It’s in the DNA. Apologies to non cheeky Scots on these boards.

I really love ‘moon howler’

 

[peperomia]

If not let’s make it part of the crip safari yeah?

 

[Bobtheknob]

Wouldn't be surprised if this ends up being picked up by a journo.

I’m amazed she hasn’t had an exposé done on her. It would make a great story. All the lies are never ending. I don’t believe she was ever ‘poor’. We’ve all seen how she constantly lies and embellishes for attention, I believe she was doing that when she came to the newspaper’s attention.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

FFS. Had an evening off Tattle. Watched the Kemp mocumentary which was hilarious and had an appearance from Sir Matt of the Forearms. Popped on and there are 19 pages? I need to sleep

 

[Tabitha D]

She really has a way of bringing out the nasty in people.
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Also, I do think she’s missed the point re the projectile vomiting jokes. Yes, it’s juvenile and gross, but these are kids’ books, and kids like that kind of thing coz they’re horrible little bastards.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I can't catch up. Everyone stop typing!

 

[peperomia]

I really love ‘moon howler’

This made my day tbh

 

[GrunkaLunka]

I can't catch up. Everyone stop typing!

Shan't

 

[Silver Linings]

Did she really think his name was Walliams because of the word wally? What a twit.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

I can't catch up. Everyone stop typing!

 

[panda_eyes]

FFS. Had an evening off Tattle. Watched the Kemp mocumentary which was hilarious and had an appearance from Sir Matt of the Forearms. Popped on and there are 19 pages? I need to sleep

WAIT WHAT

I planned on watching that "at some point". Might have to juggle a few things about to fit it in tomorrow instead

 

[Nosy_af]

You are a ten year old, reading a book written for ten year olds. Do you:

a) have a nuanced conversation about race, stereotypes and privilege
b) laugh at a joke about farts

 

[Fitnessqueen]

WAIT WHAT

I planned on watching that "at some point". Might have to juggle a few things about to fit it in tomorrow instead

It’s really good. Me and husband both hooted up lungs.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

People are sending her book suggestions on twitter, as she’s asked for recommendations. So far all her responses are that she already has the mentioned book

 

[Silver Linings]

Memorable then. Rick Riordan is great though tbh. Also the films cane out in 2010 and 2013.

 

[Harrybosch]

You are a ten year old, reading a book written for ten year olds. Do you:

a) have a nuanced conversation about race, stereotypes and privilege
b) laugh at a joke about farts

Definitely a. Definitely.

 

[Tabitha D]

Getting boys to read for pleasure is so important and if Jack can’t get past her loathing of DW and be happy that her boy is doing just that then god help him.

Let’s face it , he’s not going to devour Veganish or any of her own literacy offerings.

I hope the kid isn’t going to get some grim re-education session. (Plus if they dad bought the books, I expect he’ll be bracing himself too.)