I just can’t see how any school could justify this, budget wise. Sums like that don’t get spent without a whole lot of people having to sign off on it.
But yeah this random has a friend who’s a teacher, so he knows, right.
Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon
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But yeah this random has a friend who’s a teacher, so he knows, right.
So, projects she’s ‘on’ -
Meal ideas for £15
Kids books
Things to keep our eyes peeled for -
Sideboard pics reason
Article about trollllzz
Book she’s stitched together behind the scenes feat. BAME authors.
more?
Meal ideas for £15
Kids books
Things to keep our eyes peeled for -
Sideboard pics reason
Article about trollllzz
Book she’s stitched together behind the scenes feat. BAME authors.
more?
Don’t forget recipes for ouchy mouths
*This* is not how one commissions books.
Oh god! I wonder what her latest excuse for this ‘Oops, I did a chaos’ episode will be? She’d better not blame it on her (alleged) autism or ADHD. If the tit hits the fan and Walliams decides to sue, that excuse won’t wash in a court of law.She seems determined to ruin the little career that she has at the moment.
Guys..I'm scared. Something about this seems truly deranged. I also agree with those of you who have pointed it out, would be very surprised if DW replied. He's recently apologised publicly for the Little Britain stuff, I'm not sure Z list celeb Jack Monroe from a few eps of Daily Kitchen is gonna single handedly wring another apology out of him for his books
why is Carole encouraging her? Carole, what are you playing at?!!!
How could I?! Haha! Gosh I can’t believe I did.
Why do 'celebrities' (meh) all assume that they're able to write children's books?
As though it doesn't take skill, wit, imagination and an ability to capture the interest of small people with the concentration span of gnats?
I wonder how long till she's self publishing...
Imagine being poor Mrs J. No amount of money would be worth it
you'd remind her to "be kind" leave her with an open word doc and a hot chocolate and go off to bed, ready to wake up early for your job.You awake to the inevitable twitter storm and 30 missed calls from lawyers. The bathroom is now a recording studio with a cooking set
She’s losing followers. Can’t think why!
I’m not the biggest fan of Walliams but he’s got talent. She’s just got a big gob and a huge ego.
I’m not the biggest fan of Walliams but he’s got talent. She’s just got a big gob and a huge ego.
Wow. I bet her lawyer (who we have been told reads this) SAT THE duck UP at that bit.
Bloody hell, this is all very inconvenient on a Sunday night.
She wasn’t going to let a three-day thread go by again @Silver Linings !
She wasn’t going to let a three-day thread go by again @Silver Linings !
Her disability centric cooking show
I for one cannot wait to finally be shown some real lemon triangulating skillz
I can safely say that my ADD (admittedly, missing the H, dunno if that's important?) has never prompted me to accuse a major figure in my industry of drug use and/or plagiarism.
My stupid (maverick 
) brain is picturing her running her bath and scrolling through what she’s done and I feel physically tummy swooping sick with dread for her.
) brain is picturing her running her bath and scrolling through what she’s done and I feel physically tummy swooping sick with dread for her.
Does that mean.... it's Jack who will be planning court outfits and not us? 
We should keep the tweet screenshots and he can
I’m so so SO F**king happy! She’s signing her own career suicide note.
Jack, stop. NO SHANT
Jack, stop. NO SHANT
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