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Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon
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I think we can all agree with the copy editor, after witnessing kitty soft porn last night 
One tweet has gone but I don’t know which. Hold please.
Does that mean.... it's Jack who will be planning court outfits and not us?
And highlighting BAME food accounts.
The poor little thing is probably now shut in the bathroom for the night. Out of sight, out of mind.
I think it’s the hoover gif that’s gone. The potentially libellous one. Or at least, it isn’t appearing for me but the ones before and after are still visible. @Silver Linings can you confirm?!
PLOT TWISTDoes that mean.... it's Jack who will be planning court outfits and not us?
yes Jack, but didn't you think your followers might tag him in.
Anyway, remind me again, just how much work have you done to encourage young boys to enjoy reading. Do you actually understand the links between illiteracy and poverty? Would you like me to Google some links for you?
She has indeed deleted the Hoover tweet.
Too late, Jack, we've got the receipts.
Well of course not, no one wants to bang the food! I actually find her descriptions and recipe titles really vulgar and stressful and horrid. She has Come to bed/duck me sauce type recipes, there is no way I would give a child her material. It’s really inappropriate
I’m just Scottish....... and a bit cheeky.
It’s in the DNA. Apologies to non cheeky Scots on these boards.
I would love to know what the duck set her off tonight. It is so weird and random to just suddenly come for David Walliams. And then start going on about sexy garlic or whatever the hell happened. I can't believe I was feeling sorry for her again earlier. I do wish someone had made that difficult call the other day though, because she's gone off the deep end now and could've made a proper mistake here if David Walliams decides to take action.
It’s looking that way, she veered off her twitter thread so it’s taking blooming ages.
Edit. Yep. Too late. Ner ner, Jack.
Oh my gosh btw shout-out to @Gemclem91 who is currently having a Grunka through thread #38.
Thread #39 is another spicy one so brace yourself!
Thread #39 is another spicy one so brace yourself!
A show from the shed.
A show from the dining room.
The one saying he’s ‘ripped’ from other authors is still up though. 
Was camp kitchen a thing in the end?
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