Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon

[Jelly Bean]

Thanks to @ChickenPorridge for the popular title (slightly shortened for length).

My memory is getting worse.
I'm thinking of a thread recap for #38 but all that stands out is her fondling her kitten in a manner which has traumatised a lot of Hausfraus.
She seemed to be quite a Happy Jack tbh.
(I'll edit this to add more if other stuff bubbles to the surface).

 

[Pocahontas]

Haha I made one as well! I’ve asked MODs to delete.

 

[chocolate choux]

I think possibly something we are discounting (and I hold myself responsible here as I was the one who brought up the RSPCA) is that Jack has taken the kitten to the vets and is purposely being vague to fuel discussion and concern, until someone caves and reports it and she gets to explode in outrage all over her socials to perpetuate the victim of trolls narrative.

I let my concern for a small animal get in the way of my knowledge that Jack is a vile, manipulative person who will do absolutely anything for attention and that includes exploiting peoples' worst fears.

I think this is likely, the behaviour fits in with her usual gaslighting techniques

It would be so easy for her to Tweet that she’d taken the kitten to the vet but she won’t because she has to manipulate people, control the narrative and of course set the situation up so she can play the victim

She will be claiming that she’s been reported to the RSPCA even if she hasn’t. She’s a fantasist - we already know this is not beyond her

Also I’m shocked that Jack, who genuinely has arthritis (afaik?), is adopting this attitude toward the kitten
Her idea of physiotherapy just reeks of “have you tried NOT being disabled?”

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Megatek is the horse shampoo that is good for hair regrowth

 

[peperomia]

I think this is likely, the behaviour fits in with her usual gaslighting techniques

It would be so easy for her to Tweet that she’d taken the kitten to the vet but she won’t because she has to manipulate people, control the narrative and of course set the situation up so she can play the victim

She will be claiming that she’s been reported to the RSPCA even if she hasn’t. She’s a fantasist - we already know this is not beyond her

Also I’m shocked that Jack, who genuinely has arthritis (afaik?), is adopting this attitude toward the kitten
Her idea of physiotherapy just reeks of “have you tried NOT being disabled?”

She possibly has EDS, which is a fair parallel. But I think if she truly did she wouldn’t be doing all this stuff. Being this bendy and unstable is bleeping hideous in all respects. Any kind of uneven or soft surface without adequate strapping/bracing is frightening because you can’t trust you won’t fall.

Megatek is the horse shampoo that is good for hair regrowth

Thank you for the recommendation I will take a look tonight. Thanks also to @Lemonjelly, did you have the same one in mind or did you mean Mane and Tail?

 

[PoorPatrol]

Wasn’t the whole of the last thread basically all about the kitten? I didn’t contribute much, as all there was to say was that she’s being a bleeping disgrace using an animal as a conduit for her whole emotional vampire thing. Just waiting for her to complete the next stage of her Twitter rage-cycle.

 

[antisocialmedia]

I think this is likely, the behaviour fits in with her usual gaslighting techniques

It would be so easy for her to Tweet that she’d taken the kitten to the vet but she won’t because she has to manipulate people, control the narrative and of course set the situation up so she can play the victim

She will be claiming that she’s been reported to the RSPCA even if she hasn’t. She’s a fantasist - we already know this is not beyond her

Also I’m shocked that Jack, who genuinely has arthritis (afaik?), is adopting this attitude toward the kitten
Her idea of physiotherapy just reeks of “have you tried NOT being disabled?”

Someone needs to ask her if she's tried to stop having Munchauzens then

 

[GrunkaLunka]

I think this is likely, the behaviour fits in with her usual gaslighting techniques

It would be so easy for her to Tweet that she’d taken the kitten to the vet but she won’t because she has to manipulate people, control the narrative and of course set the situation up so she can play the victim

She will be claiming that she’s been reported to the RSPCA even if she hasn’t. She’s a fantasist - we already know this is not beyond her

Also I’m shocked that Jack, who genuinely has arthritis (afaik?), is adopting this attitude toward the kitten
Her idea of physiotherapy just reeks of “have you tried NOT being disabled?”

How in God's name have you quoted from a previous thread?!

 

[Oxford_Girl]

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[chocolate choux]

How in God's name have you quoted from a previous thread?!

I used my troll superpowers
(I quoted the post in the previous thread which was closed before I could submit my comment, then just copied and pasted it to here)

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Thanks @Jelly Bean & @ChickenPorridge for the new thread.

Just wondering if we need to do another update to the hair timeline @Harrybosch?

what even is this look?

 

[peperomia]

I used my troll superpowers
(I quoted the post in the previous thread which was closed before I could submit my comment, then just copied and pasted it to here)

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Hello new thread! I had to skip over the last few pages of the last one as Jack humiliating that poor kitten is making my anxiety rise. shes not a toy Jack ffs, she’s a very damaged, real life animal who needs specialist care. Please, just duck off.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Thanks @Jelly Bean & @ChickenPorridge for the new thread.

Just wondering if we need to do another update to the hair timeline @Harrybosch?
The skanky look. What is that around her neck?

what even is this look?View attachment 173076

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Thanks @Jelly Bean & @ChickenPorridge for the new thread.

Just wondering if we need to do another update to the hair timeline @Harrybosch?

what even is this look?View attachment 173076

Gurning clubber, circa 2001.

 

[skronkywildcat]

I think she thinks she’s going to be able to miraculously cure it with her healing touch.

 

[LucyPeach]

Keeping my fingers crossed for no further sexy cat videos.

 

[JoyceDivision]

I showed my partner that video *shudders* and he said that she gives off major serial killer vibes The 16yo said she looks unhinged

 

[TitsMcGee]

Add literary critic to the list

ETA why does she always have to qualify every damn possession with a ‘by the way I haven’t bought this’? ffs.

 

[panda_eyes]

Honestly, I think I preferred substitute teacher(?) or wannabe land girl to this look.