Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon

[Silver Linings]

Picture the scene -

SB tucked up in bed, kitten being cute and Cooper the 50% cat purring softly.

Jack - drums fingers on table, bored. Scrolls through tattle and sees us taking the piss/being grossed out by her video.

Hmm. Those mean witches. Her eye catches SB’s finished, well thumbed through book. Publishing jealousy pangs.

Aha!

 

[NorthernSoul]

Schools couldn’t afford £2500, it’s not true. No school has that amount of spare money to dish out to celebs. I’ve worked in education for 25 years and schools are the poorest they’ve ever been. Complete tosh from some one of her sycophantic followers, trying to suck up to Jack!

 

[Switchstreetz]

The gif shows Henry snorting white powder.
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She's in the course of one evening said far nastier things about David walliams than anyone is thread ever had about her.

Fricking. HYPOCRITE. Mean girl behaviour.

"oH iT HuRtS tO TaLk aBoUt HeRoiN, bEcAuSe oF mY dArK pAsT" but you'll accuse a dude of snorting coke and laugh about it

This is Jack at her worst.

 

[Silver Linings]

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Oh for crying out loud.

 

[Debarkle]

Schools couldn’t afford £2500, it’s not true. No school has that amount of spare money to dish out to celebs. I’ve worked in education for 25 years and schools are the poorest they’ve ever been. Complete tosh from some one of her sycophantic followers, trying to suck up to Jack!

Yeah even mid tier fee paying schools wouldn’t pay £25k and decent private/public schools will have a load of alumni happy to come in for free.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

“I read almost all newspapers” hahaha duck right off.

Does anyone remember the 2008 US presidential election when Katie Couric asked Sarah Palin what newspapers she read, and SP’s response was: “All of them!”

Idiot (I never specified, m’lud, whether I was referring to JM or SP. The jury can draw their own conclusion)

 

[GrunkaLunka]

Can I just say something please guys?
This is proof.
I didn't start the thread, my name isn't in the title, I didn't comment first.
I am NOT the curse.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I'm still aghast that she, an author, is taking potshots at the publishing industry, mostly founded on some pretty spurious allegations she's made after (as she's openly admitted) flicking through one of his seven books.

It's like angling for a job at the BBC but calling for an end to the licence fee in the same breath.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Children's author Twitter when they see this tit

 

[help i need some help!]

Do you know what though, she’s gone pretty bleeping far with this latest...(what do we even call this?) episode on twitter. At this point I think it’s pretty spineless that she’s not tagged him. Have a backbone Jack.

Several people have tagged him now.

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[Pollypops]

Bet DW's got a good lawyer as well.
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My friend represented him in the divorce - she doesn’t come cheap!

 

[panda_eyes]

Lawyers for Walliams and the mentioned publishing houses right now...

 

[Silver Linings]

Surely that should be microwaved garlic? There is nothing sexy about garlic or smelly anchovy fingers for that matter.

 

[TitsMcGee]

If she does delete the tweets, can he still sue? I’m guessing so?

 

[Cat_scratches]

OK, I didn't miss something exciting, we are in the midst of something exciting.

Not a DW fan at all, however; in my previous life I was an English teacher (for 13 years) and getting kids to read, especially boys, is a trillion times more difficult than getting Saint Monroe to tell the truth.

Have discussions with him, educate him, don't know his choice of book because one day he will stop reading and then it will all be his teachers fault and not the fact his mum is a raging cockwomble.

It's like a car crash. It's making me have palpitations but I just can't stop watching

 

[Motherwellgirl]

Can you imagine if she starts on JK Rowling, who also appears to be on a hair trigger recently? Those two going at each other would be something to behold.

(I think even jack knows she wouldn't win that fight)

Jk Rowling has always been outspoken on twitter. She’s upset a few people in her time particularly with her political tweets. I’m not a fan but jack would be really silly to ever take her on.

 

[NorthernSoul]

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Omg her response to this makes my blood boil. The fecking audacity of the woman Jesus Wept

 

[Pocahontas]

Just tag him, you chicken tit.

I don’t doubt she has mental health issues. Clearly, she has. And it’s frightful, in a way, to see yet another meltdown. But she’s also an hole and her own worst enemy.

If she’s basically saying DW uses coke as a writing tool and he doesn’t even write his own books, isn’t that libel?Doesn’t she remember how much she hated it when she thought someone here had intimated she was a heroin user?

I reeeeeaaaallllly want him to see and go full witch on her. I think he’s a twozzack, but bring it on, Dave!

 

[HarderFaster]

Jack: *storms onto Tattle screaming libel because someone said her cat was a full Maine Coon and also mentioned heroin in the same sentence as her name*

Also Jack: *accuses David Walliams of sniffing rails of gak via GIF to over a quarter of a million followers*