Imagine gatekeeping knitting needles
Imagine gatekeeping knitting needlesThere was also the time she didn't know what brand her knitting needles were because she'd given them to a friend who was then apparently ejected into outer space or excommunicated to the depths of the Brazilian jungle so was completely unable to be contacted. She's an absolute looper.
Quoting myself like a (proud) ninny but I just thought of Adrian saying ‘I have never seen a dead body or a female nipple. This is what comes of living in a cul de sac’. Made me laugh all over again. We need laughs here in the Frau Squad.Nay, nay thrice nay. Do NOT compare JM with Adrian Mole. He is my hero (and exact contemporary) Adrian is a fine human and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. I WILL BRING SWANS AND THEY WILL BREAK YOUR ARMS
I bet it’s because they were ludicrously and unnecessarily expensive!Imagine gatekeeping knitting needles
She could really do with doing this.
I know him, I'll ask him , brbYou know Jim'll paint it ?
How would the request even go?
Jim can you paint Jack Monroe in a Mortal Kombat esque, Southend arena in a versus match with THAT MAN!,
She is bench pressing a 97KG sideboard with one arm - Twitter active on 3 phones in the other.
her unruly labia, tired from a burger boy welfare check are still active, independently assisting in keeping a hula hoop spinning around her arthritic hips.
She has just come off a 37 hour working day
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I’m suspicious about why she needs an empty freezer so soon.Or maybe I watch too many real crime programs!
It's very much along the lines of "all the world is controlled by a cabal of Jewish white men" blah blah blah.Probably been asked before, but I have an enquring mind, could somebody point me at the anti semitic history? I know Charlie the 2 had his ca*al of advisors.
I love history
from google:https://www.ajc.org/translatehate/cabalProbably been asked before, but I have an enquring mind, could somebody point me at the anti semitic history? I know Charlie the 2 had his ca*al of advisors.
I love history
'Do you weep, Jack Monroe, do you weep?Quoting myself like a (proud) ninny but I just thought of Adrian saying ‘I have never seen a dead body or a female nipple. This is what comes of living in a cul de sac’. Made me laugh all over again. We need laughs here in the Frau Squad.
When I say I SCREAMED
There is no logic at all to this.And why is she sleeping on a narrow sofa in a three bedroom house?
How's he taking the break up?Husband was inspired by today’s recipe ideas list to create his first ever meme…
She was BUSY writing her stupid MEAL IDEAS lists and being a tit on Twitter.Very long time lurker here. I found you after Jack blocked me for questioning her Covid quarantine times. You’ve all kept me very amused by her antics since then and I don’t miss seeing any of her posts first hand.
I’ve just watched BBC news with a fairly lengthy section chatting to a community in Southend about how the cost of living crisis is affecting them. No mention or sighting of our food saviour Jack, even though I’m sure she was in the area today.
Ooo I'm rewatching Line of Duty from the start.... Jackie Lavatory!!!I’m suspicious about why she needs an empty freezer so soon.Or maybe I watch too many real crime programs!
It's ridiculous. I have many health issues that cause widespread pain, most noticeably my back. I have slept on the sofa maybe twice in 15 years and that was when my husband's snoring meant I couldn't get to sleep (I'm usually the bad snorer). I've also moved a lot, including downsizing and have never "practiced" living in fewer rooms. It's not normal.After a few minutes reflection, I have decided that this is my fucking aneurysm. As if *anyone* with any kind of serious joint issues/pain would willingly sleep on a sofa for months?? Madness. Next time she whinges about her crumbly shoulders, I double dare one of the squigs to ask "have you tried sleeping in an actual bed you attention-seeking faker?"
No base sheet or duvet or even a blanket? She's not sleeping on the sofa.
She used to recommend rehydrating a 3 (or 4?) year old jar of mustard for actual human consumption, it’s not been mentioned for a while tho, thankfully.Should there be a wiki of dangerous food safety Pixie advice?:
* recommended cooking fish by leaving in lemon juice overnight
* year old pickled radishes in 50/50 water ginger mix
* reusing pickling vinegar
what did I miss?
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