Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

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29.77 for 5 days, or £40 for 7 days

I suppose that’s one way to save on your energy bills. By serving up raw food hopefully the food poisoning passes quickly.
And with a temperature of 104f you won't want the heating on - bonus!
 
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Jack because I know you read here, why don’t you ask your publishers to add this as the strap line for your next recipe book. Gives a real sense of the personality behind the food.

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You know... If you say that in a particular way you too can sound like a doctor from Star Trek..

"For god's sake Squid... Im a slop cook, not a MEAL PLANNER!"
 
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She'll probably charge at the poor womans Twitter like a furious bull and demand she prepares a menu for a poor with a glass eye who only has a mug and a spooooon. Arrogantly tossing in that she has 10 minutes to comply. When that doesn't work she'll inexplicably accuse the poor woman of LITERAL MURDER.
 
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Nope you are right not under J or M and not listed in the food writers
 
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Nope you are right not under J or M and not listed in the food writers
Excellent. Hopefully another quiet cancellation to add to poverty grifter Jack Monroe's tally of people who not only won't work either her again, but delete all trace of previous endeavours too.
 
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*taps sign*

Reactionary means the opposite of what you think it does Jack.
 
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I love a proper napkin. I have six, all linen, acquired from BHF shop for 20p each. I’ve had them for quite a few years now and they make me feel swanky. They get washed along with the tea towels and stuff. Napkin rings? I used them for Christmas dinner one year and make some classy rings out of toilet roll tubes. Decorated tastefully by wrapping them in tin foil. I think that was 2016 and I’m still using them. Sorry. Wildly off topic.
 
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"Final word."



How did it come to *gestures* this.
 
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I bought a wicker box thing and pretty paper napkins from IKEA. Mainly used to wet and wipe my kids faces before school or to blow noses with. So classy
 
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Oh my goodness! Gracious, humble Jack?
Jack, please leave the diabetics alone. They're not a group of people who can afford to take risks with their diet. You make nutritionally inadequate slop for everyone else and there's no reason to think Diabetes on Bootstrap will be any different. Why don't you occupy yourself and do Big Dave a gold trifle to say sorry to him for implying he left you to starve?
 
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If the tantrums on Twitter are anything to go by can you imagine what’s she’s like with her family if they are anything other than adoring and doting? I shudder to think about her temper around SB and wonder if his angelic behaviour isn’t just her narrative but how he behaves to stop any rages.
What with the bedroom stuff over the weekend, the lady doth protest too much posts re him Coming first, I think she’s getting worse. That poor kid.
 
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