Small boy must finally be looking after the twitter accountOh my goodness! Gracious, humble Jack?
Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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She's going to end up getting lifted for shouting STALK ME, DAMN YOU through an angry squigs letterbox before this chaos is over.
I'm guessing the Star Wars figures didn't work.
So desperately trying to create a fresh false victim narrative.
Jack, shut the duck up you pathetic, scamming bleep. Get a job and try to be a half decent mum to your son.
What an interesting work week this is turning out to be. I'm sure we'll be seeing these recipes any day now!
Are we sure it's actually Jack replying and not two pickled radishes and a pumble in a trench coat?Oh my goodness! Gracious, humble Jack?
Waft a sinister olive branch at Tory Lady squig in a manner that makes me want to call the police. STATUS: COMPLETED IT, MATE.
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Do you think she’s got an app like SalesForce that she sets targets for herself:
Friday AM: Scream obscenities at strangers on the internet. TICK
Friday PM: Give all SB’s clothes to charity, post for Social media where this is the first SB sees that he now owns 1 pair of pants. STILL TO DO.
Saturday: AM refund partreons….OVERDUE.
I would be on a performance improvement plan if my boss was to see this level of incomplete actions.
Everyone has the number but no one's calling, eh Jack?
I want to have hola cola! Can you post a can internationally to me pls Djangy- o?
TW drug use if you spent the whole weekend in the company of booze, fags, disco biscuits and the devils dandruff then you could coast through Monday but Tuesday was the day you’d have an argument, a cry and all those again twice plus food for the first time in days.
Clobbers who had just done loads of E would have exhausted any residual seratonin by Tuesday so for them it was “suicide Tuesday” as they just wanted to give up living.
Different reference!
TW drug use if you spent the whole weekend in the company of booze, fags, disco biscuits and the devils dandruff then you could coast through Monday but Tuesday was the day you’d have an argument, a cry and all those again twice plus food for the first time in days.
Clobbers who had just done loads of E would have exhausted any residual seratonin by Tuesday so for them it was “suicide Tuesday” as they just wanted to give up living.
I know you're joking but I was looking into this earlier and I love a tangent. It would be a living nightmare to sort out all the tier rewards she owes her patrons on patreon so she could maybe have been using that as an excuse.
However, patreon has essentially got a task manager which has literally everything you need to identify what you owe to who. It even let's you tick things off as complete.
There is no excuse, no excuse at all.
Why is she being nice? I'm scared. It's like Kaa the snake from Jungle Book 
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.Even the trolls have blocked her.
Oh My Christ I am now beyond bewildered. Don’t have Twitter thankfully… but SHE HAS MADE HER PHONE NUMBER PUBLIC? and thinks this is ok? What do the Celebrity Division of the police think about this? Call me! Here’s my son’s bedroom! OMG I am getting threatened. bleeping hell, love, would you ever just take your face for a shite?
I'm really frightened, too. No good will come of it.Why is she being nice? I'm scared. It's like Kaa the snake from Jungle Book
Whatever is happening in someone's personal life, they should still be professional at work (since twitter is her work). I've been stressed for personal reasons at work but I didn't go around telling my colleagues/clients to duck off
Some time ago, she posted pictures of the dog with the phone number on its tag clearly visible.
Well since she wrote that discustang list of slop, why doesn’t she make all those vile concoctions into the missing postcards. You’re welcome Jack!
This has set off an anxiety memory for me
I once had a temp job and the sales or finance team had something like this. It printed the list daily. They hadn’t looked at the list for over a year, they used to just put the prints into a box. At some point I was tasked with sorting it out. There were only about two pages of names of missed orders but they were printed every day, getting a bit longer every day. Yes I read about 1500 pages of duplication to glean a list of two pages of names.
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