She has always fed cats that spenny food in the little gold tins. I’m sure years ago, like in the beginning, she was saying you can wash out the cat food tin and use it as a napkin ring and I was picturing a 400g tin of whiskas not the tiny 100g cat caviar that is gourmet goldI don't know what dog food costs now in the UK, but by my reckoning those tiny gold tins that Jack feeds Cooper + Content's food would cost about £20? Really makes you think
Incoming rant on a high earner presuming everyone can afford to run a freezer and heat food or something.“Harley Street nutritionist Lily Soutter”.
Uh oh. That will send Jack thermonuclear if she sees it.
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Can’t wait for her to find “low” sugar dark chocolate for less than £1.50
(and that’s Lindt 85-90%…..when it’s on offer. Otherwise it’s £2-£2.40)
Boots no added sugar milk is £2 for 100g
I love malitol when I can't be arsed to steal suppositories from workI can easily find low sugar dark chocolate at under a quid a bar, but they all contain those sweeteners that give you a dodgy tummy if you eat more than a tiny amount. I don't wanna make her life easier by naming them, cause she won't warn people. And then they'll have to spend £2 on immodium making it more expensive than just buying nice chocolate to begin with.
Stop it you lot...I'm on holiday, actually in an Italian restaurant and I'm laughing my head off like an idiot at this
I can't either now, I think it was something done in May but it features a lot in Australia. Nonetheless Aldi want nothing to do with Jack Monroe's abominable slop.Does the link to that meal plan in the article actually work for anyone? My computer's having none of it and I can't find it on the Aldi website.
ETA Oh wait I've got it, there's a bracket on the end of the url for some reason. Working link here for everyone.
They sound nice, but you just know they’ll have inexplicable ingredients. Like the brownies will be made with pickled beetroot (so she can use the vinegar for pink eggs) because she’s seen chocolate cake recipes using grated beetroot and the ice cream will be out of out of date jiff lemon squeezed into UHT milk with raspberry jelly cubes stirred through.Okay, black forest brownies and lemon & raspberry ice cream do sound nice
*please don't kick me out of the canal*
she rinsed the sugar out and is saving it for a different meal obviously! Frugal!She made it and drained the sugar off. There’s no limit to her talents.
No. On the very rare occasion it happened before Molly, there was an instant and generally very nasty pile on with smol pixie leading the packAs a person who has just woke up to her being an absolute ass wipe is this normal her being questioned about her lies so hard on twitter or a regular thing she usually annoyingly gets through?
I love malitol when I can't be arsed to steal suppositories from work
God forgive me. Here we go...
Sorry, just jumping in to say, has she used the goat leg, trotter and ox tail, then?
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I suppose that’s one way to save on your energy bills. By serving up raw food hopefully the food poisoning passes quickly.
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