'Mate do you know who her lawyer is? The kind of lawyer on a retainer only money saved by scrimping on shower gel and shampoo can buy!'
Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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And *this* is why Mark Lawyer has told her to eff off
It's hilarious that the squigs are threatening people with "Jack's lawyer" now. Even though literally all the person did was ask what was in her stock and how much it would cost otherwise. Quick, somebody call the polis!
Could be blended crab sticks? #fancy
I think Jack's 'hidden' some tweets, they still exist but you can't see them when they're quote tweeted. I didn't really know this was a thing but maybe twitter has given Jack special powers.
Two friends (separately) in ICU after that random food list has taken me out. Like...how? How could this have happened to two friends (separately)? Coincidental af. Could only happen to Jack.
bit OT but i love how she implies she has 10 year old food "kicking around in the freezer and cupboard"...and why get so defensive if this is the basis of your "shopping method"?
(i mean it's Jack; being defensive and hostile for no reason is her actual MO, but like. how hard would it be to just say, "Yes, shopping on 20 quid a week works for me because I've built up quite a good stock over the years and learned what to keep on hand, etc etc"? instead of acting like you've been attacked by a simple (seemingly genuine) question??? doesn't she ever get tired of seeing hidden motives behind every response to her tweets?)
They often tag him in, too
Squirty cream, pate, piccalilli and ginger nuts... Jack would claim that's Cordon Bleu, mate !
So this tweet is the one I think you're referring to, where you can't see Jack's tweet if you're looking at his account?
But if you click through it's still there. I think it's a twitter bug and it's because she's blocked him, everyone who looks at his QT sees the "this account owner limits who can view their tweets" message.
I can totally see Nana Jack having 10 year old tins of spam and carrots lurking.
I hope everyone on here is still full of fury at life of whatever it is we are supposed to be.
She has literally done the whole argue with squig, punch down thing for coming up on a month. She keeps saying she is exhausted, yet its like groundhog day.
Also people on the breadline pet, work out food for the week, so often at the end of the week they maybe is only a moldy piece of bread and an unopened tin of beans. Skint people usually live hand to mouth so squig as a point when asking if it comes from your shopping stock or your hoarded stock.
We have limited storage in our kitchen due to size so i dont have massive amounts of stored food.
She has literally done the whole argue with squig, punch down thing for coming up on a month. She keeps saying she is exhausted, yet its like groundhog day.
Also people on the breadline pet, work out food for the week, so often at the end of the week they maybe is only a moldy piece of bread and an unopened tin of beans. Skint people usually live hand to mouth so squig as a point when asking if it comes from your shopping stock or your hoarded stock.
We have limited storage in our kitchen due to size so i dont have massive amounts of stored food.
has anything been herd from the publishers that were recently subjected to the ancient pickled radishes?
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Mayonnaise, benecol and tomato purée guacamoleRice pudding, ketchup and bread sushi
Sorry, just jumping in to say, has she used the goat leg, trotter and ox tail, then?
It’s her actual “whole MO”
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