Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

[Five hundred dogs]

Smoked Salmon, Gulab Juman, Cashel Blue and Diet Coke..
Christ.

Dog food, passion fruit yogurt, chorizo and cherryade . Actually pretty close to three tin tender when you think about it.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Glad she see she still being an arse.

I took time out mainly because my phone wouldnt load the page and i had lot to do in my actual job.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Three spoons? Three? Why??? unless those prawns are fist sized it’s not exactly a sharing portion.
I’m longing for a ruler next to all her foodcrime photos so we can check for scale, like on fossilhunting websites when they find an ancient dinopoo.

BIB had me there are no known prawns in pumble

Also @Cashio e pepe loving the name!

 

[Walkdengirl]

Smoked Salmon, Gulab Juman, Cashel Blue and Diet Coke..
Christ.

Masked potatoes, grapes and tangerines

 

[GrannyOgg]

Must be this

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I'll pull my socks up and start following things shortly.

Don’t be silly, you’re doing a brilliant job, without your receipts, we really would be just a gossip column x

 

[Clarends]

She doesn't even acknowledge how she has 'leftovers' in her stockpile of food after only spending £20 or less on shopping a week. I hate all the performative media pieces that do these food challenges, but the one consensus is that you have to scrape by with nothing left over at the end, and no room for extra treats. £20 a week for food is doable, but not in the long term etc etc.

Jack though? Jack feeds herself, a growing 'teen' and a hard working labourer on just £20 a week, with enough to keep her stock cupboards full too. She has so much from her measly investment that she can write page after page of awful concoctions.

It's all a load of bollocks (sausages).

I read that as " Enough to keep her sock puppets full too" . Well they need slop to keep their energy levels up.

 

[Clapster1]

This one? Caught, yes.

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Edit: not this one, but it has been deleted.

I could be wrong but I think that’s its The other insulted squig who said they’d been libelled. The one she accused of harassing her for years.

Yes! It is the one accused of harassing her for years.

 

[I steal names]

Christ imagine how strong that would taste

Forever grunking, but I'm taking deep steadying breaths at this. FFS why can't she pick one strong flavour and go with that?! Imagine the heartburn burps after this.

 

[Clapster1]

Don’t be silly, you’re doing a brilliant job, without your receipts, we really would be just a gossip column x

This is the one! You brilliant, brilliant Frau. Thank you.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

On a different note, why does she always have to be such a rude witch, WHY?? She is just so insufferably nasty to anyone who isn't simply patting her on the head for something as inane as writing out a list of recipe titles, or giving her sympathy for whichever trauma or ailment she's suffering today - I say that as someone who's been through a lot of trauma myself and has a lot of chronic medical issues - she uses them to gain sympathy and deflect all criticism. It's disgusting. She's disgusting!

Jack's mantra is if she throws a dog a bone she doesn't want to know how it tastes. This is supposed to be charming though cos smol.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Masked potatoes, grapes and tangerines

Spuds on the run?

 

[Edie Po]

Catching up and duck bleeping knows were this will land but that women should be tried at the Hague for crimes against food.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I don't know much about pickling but this sounds gross
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Let me introduce you to slopbot

Well, you aren't supposed to reuse the vinegar to pickle more things. The vinegar will take on some of the water content of the food, and it's acidity can't be guaranteed anymore. Not for long term storage of eggs, anyway...

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Oh duck off I've just spotted someone I know licking Jack's arse. Knew there was a reason I unfollowed/muted them on everything else

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Awks.

 

[itsnotmereally]

So I don’t want to brag… Managed to feed my family of 3 for a week, with just this from the shops.

And some stuff in my store cupboards

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Awks.

Something weird's going on, your screenshot says Jack's tweet has been deleted but it's still there on her timeline, it's just hidden in the quote tweets. Jack's up to some jiggery pokery.

 

[RinsingHoops]

The wonky one must be a sock.

Don’t think so actually.

 

[Lazarus]

Deleted already.

Not surprised. It’s probably a lie and if it isn’t, she has no right sharing this information with half a million people. Why does she always try to shock people into silence?

 

[Boyo]

Chicken liver, black pudding, lentil and blue cheese lasagne? Mother of God...
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JFC!