Far too early but 'Jack is rude to literally everyone' would make a great thread title.She's deleted this attempt to smear someone who seems genuinely baffled by her hostility.
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Here's the tweet in question. Never, ever underestimate just how thick she is.
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Oh please fuck off jack. What friends? I’ll be shocked if it’s anything more than a passing acquaintance or a friend of Louisa’s.
My preterm baby is in NICU at the minute and I think this might be my aneurysm.
If I can keep my shit together enough not to be a raging arsehole to everyone you certainly can. You fucking grief tourist.
Presumably this means Jack will never again ride on the coat tails of other people/blue tickers viral tweets?You didn't HAVE to reply Jack. The only thing they'll gain from interacting with you is a few flying monkeys.
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BIB Sounds like it should be on a WWII poster with a stern man pointing at you!Everyday is a school day!
It is a shame though because if it wasn’t for the other meaning, we’d be photoshopping her melted candle tiny head on to cartoons of him all day long.
Will have to make do with spoooons and pumble.
Well, she hasn't got her pro bono lawyer for that any more (allegedly).I bet her friends in the ICU would be happy for her to use them as human shields because she can't take even mild criticism, if they actually existed.
DON’T YOU REALISE I AM TOO EXHAUSTED TO WRITE ALL THE FRIDGE SLOP RECIPES OUT BY HAND* I’M SO TIREDPerfect for pink rice pudding toasties!
My first impression was that the entire reason for hand writing a 3-page list of meal "ideas" was to get compliments on her writing, now obviously just so she had an excuse to complain about the intermittent RA and resulting ridiculous energy bills. Eyeroll emoji please.Might have been done already but, it’s all about her isn’t it. Take a compliment Jack without being passive aggressive.
It's time for me to do my angsty wail again:The Linda Tirado coincidences is a long rabbit hole of a journey.
The Guardian, teeth, shampoo and tattoos
Linda Tirado: ‘It was insane. I got 20,000 emails in a week’
The author of Hand to Mouth tells Rachel Cooke about the shock of going viral online, being vilified, and being able to afford to have her teeth fixedwww.theguardian.com
Loads of those are things I wouldn’t have in a freeze but need to be in a fridge… I’d have thought… and yet more eggsI’ve just been through her recipes and these are the individual items named she apparently considers a “small number of ingredients”-
chicken, chicken liver, black pudding, blue cheese, lasagna (sheets), broccoli, cabbage, onions, leeks, crab, macaroni, chickpeas, lentils, potatoes, bananas, eggs, carrots, cauliflower, spinach, apples, tomatoes, Greek cheese, peas, bacon, radishes, risotto rice, Gruyère, pate, kidney beans, gram flour, yellow split peas, salmon, white fish, rice, ginger, water chestnuts, mushrooms, prunes, mackerel, anchovy, chestnut, squash, parsnips, sweet potatoes, courgettes, black beans, peanuts, oats, lemons, raspberries, pears, white beans, tuna, green beans, lemon, yoghurt, pineapple.
Much believable Jack as ever also totes professionalPerformatively writing stuff by hand for likes is another aneurysm for me ( along with the epipen to be injected into ' a fatty bit'). Oh she of the crumbling shoulders and arthritic fingers who can write reams and tweet at the speed of light
And begs the question what was the asda stunt last week about? That was supposed to last a week. If she had all this fine food in why do the asda shop.Loads of those are things I wouldn’t have in a freeze but need to be in a fridge… I’d have thought… and yet more eggs
So take a break from Twitter, you performative asshat
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