Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

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She really should stop feeding these 'friends', it's a sure fire way to finish them off.
 
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I bet her friends in the ICU would be happy for her to use them as human shields because she can't take even mild criticism, if they actually existed.
 
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So sorry to hear this, it must be a scary time for you (to say the least) - if Jack is triggering/generally unsettling step away for a bit. There’s always the Food and Drink thread for non-Jack mithering and the recaps at the front of each thread are an easy way to touch base at a distance if needed.

Wishing you and Baby Apple Pie all the best.
 
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I’ve just been through her recipes and these are the individual items named she apparently considers a “small number of ingredients”-

chicken, chicken liver, black pudding, blue cheese, lasagna (sheets), broccoli, cabbage, onions, leeks, crab, macaroni, chickpeas, lentils, potatoes, bananas, eggs, carrots, cauliflower, spinach, apples, tomatoes, Greek cheese, peas, bacon, radishes, risotto rice, Gruyère, pate, kidney beans, gram flour, yellow split peas, salmon, white fish, rice, ginger, water chestnuts, mushrooms, prunes, mackerel, anchovy, chestnut, squash, parsnips, sweet potatoes, courgettes, black beans, peanuts, oats, lemons, raspberries, pears, white beans, tuna, green beans, lemon, yoghurt, pineapple.
 

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Everyday is a school day!
It is a shame though because if it wasn’t for the other meaning, we’d be photoshopping her melted candle tiny head on to cartoons of him all day long.

Will have to make do with spoooons and pumble.
BIB Sounds like it should be on a WWII poster with a stern man pointing at you!
 
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I bet her friends in the ICU would be happy for her to use them as human shields because she can't take even mild criticism, if they actually existed.
Well, she hasn't got her pro bono lawyer for that any more (allegedly).
 
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Might have been done already but, it’s all about her isn’t it. Take a compliment Jack without being passive aggressive.
My first impression was that the entire reason for hand writing a 3-page list of meal "ideas" was to get compliments on her writing, now obviously just so she had an excuse to complain about the intermittent RA and resulting ridiculous energy bills. Eyeroll emoji please.
 
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https://giphy.com/nGtOFccLzujug


How the fuck does Jack have time in 100 hour week to write all that nonsense out?

(Top tip, Jack, the internet is full of recipes, Ctrl+D will bookmark them for you. You're wasting time, paper and pen ink right now.)
 
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It's time for me to do my angsty wail again:

YET ANOTHER FAKE THAT I INNOCENTLY FOLLOWED ON TWITTER!

Look under gullible in the dictionary, my name's there.

Previous wails were prompted by Jack herself and Mr Rear Foo Foo, aka Russ in Cheshire Neckbeard
 
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Loads of those are things I wouldn’t have in a freeze but need to be in a fridge… I’d have thought… and yet more eggs
 
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Performatively writing stuff by hand for likes is another aneurysm for me ( along with the epipen to be injected into ' a fatty bit'). Oh she of the crumbling shoulders and arthritic fingers who can write reams and tweet at the speed of light
Much believable Jack as ever also totes professional
 
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Loads of those are things I wouldn’t have in a freeze but need to be in a fridge… I’d have thought… and yet more eggs
And begs the question what was the asda stunt last week about? That was supposed to last a week. If she had all this fine food in why do the asda shop.
How to say you are touting for a deal with another supermarket without actually saying it
 
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