Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair
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Been thinking about this "90% vegan" malarkey. I think it's Jack's tricksy wording again. Look at the ingredients of a normal meal. Say for example a roast dinner.
Potatoes
Broccoli
Carrots
Parsnip
Onions
Stuffing (components of stuffing - flour, herbs, onion, breadcrumbs)
Bisto gravy (contains no animal products)
Chicken.
See, 90% vegan! Easy innit.
Potatoes
Broccoli
Carrots
Parsnip
Onions
Stuffing (components of stuffing - flour, herbs, onion, breadcrumbs)
Bisto gravy (contains no animal products)
Chicken.
See, 90% vegan! Easy innit.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, she's a belligerent, snippy little fucker.
PRAISE BEANS SOMETHING EDIBLE SOUNDING
Surely she’d share if she received these tweets?Jack popped up to reply to a blue tick, other than that it's a quiet one... maybe she's grunking
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Hope you all enjoyed a wonderfully performatively outraged day
I dread to think what Chicken, black bean and peanut stew will taste like 
Terrible.
So basically she is now writing out pointless random 'recipes'. This is her helping sooo many people.
Terrible.So basically she is now writing out pointless random 'recipes'. This is her helping sooo many people.
That's what you think.
Cat insulin, cabbage and cheddar hazelnuts
Does anyone remember there was a hoax to investigate rigging in CD sales where Edwina Currie’s daughter did racy photos and talked about her wild sex life, recorded a single https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/mummy-s-girl-1269542.html?amp I feel we are going to be told this has been a 10 year expose of how social media can make anyone a celebrity cook
She has form for this, she had a phase of using recycled boiled beetroot juice to make pasta for SB with her TM cheese sauce (blend milk, flour and a cheese single. Then heat it up)
So last week she claimed to eat 90% plant-based for environmental reasons... this week, the list contains a paltry three meals that are explicitly meat and dairy free.
That lasagne is too much even for some of the comment club
Love the implied "Maybe I read it wrong" because it's so bonkers. Also a sensible "Maybe I'd like it actually" in case Jack turns on them. Keep your bases covered squig!
Love the implied "Maybe I read it wrong" because it's so bonkers. Also a sensible "Maybe I'd like it actually" in case Jack turns on them. Keep your bases covered squig!
Because.She.Cant.Cook*
And hates food.
You're welcome.
*missing apostrophe essential as per Jack Monroe grifter's t-shirts (for the newbies who may have missed that little detail)
What the duck does she think other people do? Has she invented larders?
Chocolate prune ice cream? WTF!!
THEY'RE IDEAS NOT A MEAL PLAN
Also quoting myself but also she's legit just given a perfect example of this:
Also quoting myself but also she's legit just given a perfect example of this:
Raw mince, chocolate, lettuce.
I'm sure I could whip up something tasty from that combo! Yum.
Also, her calling it a stocktake makes my teeth itch for reasons I can't articulate. It's so performative and such a needlessly aggrandising way of saying "I opened the cupboards and saw if I needed to buy anything"
Performatively writing stuff by hand for likes is another aneurysm for me ( along with the epipen to be injected into ' a fatty bit'). Oh she of the crumbling shoulders and arthritic fingers who can write reams and tweet at the speed of light
This is so clearly a list performed by someone who hates food.
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