Until you realise her stir fry ingredients are
Turns out I too have a shopping method. Fancy.I've said it before and I'll say it again, she's a belligerent, snippy little fucker.
I wonder if she realises how funny she is when she replies like this? She's so bloody rude all the time, it's hilariously awfulTHEY'RE IDEAS NOT A MEAL PLAN
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Also quoting myself but also she's legit just given a perfect example of this:
For now.
I dream of a colleague mentioning her so I can vent IRLI was in the office yesterday for the first time in ages and a colleague said jokingly that she was thinking of resigning and putting her feet online for only fans. It got us on to grifting/influencing. I mentioned Jack, no one had heard of her. Ok so I am old and the rest of the team are younger (20-37), but they didn’t have a clue who she was. Ninnies, it was reassuring.
It'll be grated spam too (ignore the stench, you'll get over it, is her wise advice I think)‘Spamacaroni’
Jack isn’t a foodie, she just eats to live. Nobody who likes food would come up with combos like those!
Roast ham, rhubarb and ginger beer porridgeI’m playing the Jack Monroe Recipe game where the recipe is the first three things you see in your fridge plus the last thing you ate or drank. Mine is Cheese, Bacon and Orange Juice Tea.
Pain au chocolat, plum tomatoes, blueberries coffee.Raw mince, chocolate, lettuce.
I'm sure I could whip up something tasty from that combo! Yum.
Apart from Come Dine With Me, I'm a Celebrity is the reality show I'd most want to see Jack on. I reckon she'd ricochet between being a spoiled delicate pixie and having a great constitution for eating the gross stuff.Maybe she impressed ITV so much with her "delicious" recipes on Lorraine she's been hired to do the menu plans for I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here?
Or it could be a challenge:
Ant, "Brooklyn Beckham, will you eat this Kangaroo bum hole or Jack's delicious chicken liver, black pudding, lentil and blue cheese lasagne "?
Brooklyn, "Kangaroo bum hole, please "!
Is it related to eating her food?
Christ that's a tone change from jolly pink eggs
Get away with you. Honestly. She's like a truculent teenager.
It'll be the publishing team, and it'll be because of those radishes.
she should sell her recipes to Weight Watchers, everyone would lose her weight.Nothing on that list takes my fancy. Not a single thing. In fact, reading the list makes me retch a little bit.
I read that as Shipman's finest. All the Harold talk has done something weird to my brain.For now.
Still plenty of time to chuck in some eyelid and bumhole sausages, a jar of Shipham's finest and some neglected veg from the back of the fridge.
Oh no - really shouldn't laugh butIt'll be the publishing team, and it'll be because of those radishes.
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